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[Item]

Just need a break. Yes I have been online on break for one good reason. (((To download quests))) Yes I have been on Discord. And this time, I'm just gonna post topics that are serious or something happening or whatever.  No that last post wasn't for attention, just wanted to check. But yea I'm back, and people might think I only did this for attention, no you are wrong. That's all I have to say and have a good day everybody.

Edited by Item, 20 April 2017 - 01:46 PM.

[Evan20000]

I was up until 3AM, sweating nervously in my bed completely unable to sleep at the prospect of not knowing when you were coming back. You have no idea how much of a relief this is to me.

[ShadowTiger]

Hey, fantastic news! You don't actually need to waste your valuable time to make a topic like this to announce your return! All you have to do is post in other topics. That way, when people see your posts, they'll think "Oh, hey, I was just thinking about that Item bloke wondering where in the seven hells they were. But now they're back! My life is complete again. NEVER LEAVE US AGAIN. I'MMA CUT YOU."

[Joelmacool]

I'm back

Hi back! When are we going to meet your brother, front?

[Item]

You just deleted everything and added two words on my topic.

[Jenny]

who unposted everything? 

 

anyway welcome back!

[Item]

"unposted"

Why you do that to me?

[Matthew]

If I hadn't heard from you in a month, I would have had no choice but to send Link.

[Item]

Why does it feel like I'm the important one here at PureZC?

[Evan20000]

Because you are. No really. Phantom Menace actually created Zelda Classic's ZQuest editor functionality specifically for one person. That person used it to make a cheesy proposal for his beloved a long time ago. That person was your father and now you're finally of age to inherit your throne as the chosen one destined to lead us into a new era of questmaking!

[ShadowTiger]

Why does it feel like I'm the important one here at PureZC?

You can hardly play any Zelda game without referencing your username in it. "Pick up the Item you find in that room." "The third Item from the left will poison you." "The Cuccu will grant you health if you set it to your B-Item."

You brought this on yourself.

Bask in the fame and glory, my dear sir.

[Anthus]

This thread is art.

[Lüt]

This thread is art.

Which is precisely why, upon reading it, I immediately contacted my primary watercoloring contractor and commissioned this wooden wall hanging to add to my gallery:

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[Item]

As in art as in this is just so stupid and funny or this is amazing?

[Matthew]

We're being bamboozled!