1000 replies to this topic

[Russ]

You're banned because I know I'm going slowly, but I'm busy and low on motivation. Plus, you haven't even beaten the first one have you.

[Dawnlight]

You're banned because your dog did not find the eighthfold path to Russ.

[Aslion]

You're banned because your signature isn't a tribute to George Clinton.

[Tree]

You are banned because I am a ban officer and it is my duty to ban people.

[Daemon]

You're banned because you forget, the pen is mightier than the sword... Wait... That's not relevant?... Darn, no pen on me... Oh well, this'll dude... *Pulls out +1 Broadsword of Banning* HYAA!

[Russ]

You're banned because the crossbow of banishment is a better tool.

[Geoffrey]

"I've got an ogre slaying knife, it's got a +9 against ogres!"

Ah, hahaha! Ahem...

You're banned because this thread needs more Christopher Walken and Cowbell.

[Russ]

You're banned for being wrong. It actually needs more of this..

[Geoffrey]

You're banned because, no matter what, the Spartan will win. Even after a drill through the gut, he'd still win. Accept it.

[Russ]

You're banned for not watching Gurren Lagann, and thus realizing how doomed the poor Spartan really is.

[Moosh]

You're banned because THIS IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE SPARTAN!

[Geoffrey]

You're banned because it would appear that there is only one drill-handed fool, and there are hundreds of Spartans, all with guns. Your precious drill-man will be dead before he gets within a hundred yards of the next Spartan!

[SpacemanDan]

You're banned because if you watched the show, you would understand why the Spartan stands no chance.

I refuse to ban you for such a statement. Instead, I will take the blow and ban myself for banning myself.
Ninja'd.

[Geoffrey]

You're banned because I have to start the half-hour walk to school in forty minutes.

[Din]

Banned because I don't want to do this damn presentation.