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[Fabbrizio]

You're banned because the reason I edited my post was because I put "cubes" instead of "squares".

I hereby ban myself in advance for using my own mistake as a reason to ban you, Russ. Since I am not an administrator, I cannot lift your ban. However, I can offer you fried chicken.

[Yapollo]

You're banned for making an awesome Mega Man fan game.

And I cannot offer fried chicken but here's an invisible cookie..

Oh shoot. I dropped it.

Edited by Yapollo, 02 July 2010 - 12:58 PM.

[Russ]

You're banned because I'd rather have the friend chicken.

[Fabbrizio]

you're banned because friend chicken is cannibalism.

[Russ]

You're banned because that would only be true if I were a chicken. Which I am not.

[Fabbrizio]

You're banned for not specifying which friend.

[Russ]

You're banned because I never mentioned a friend.

[Fabbrizio]

You're banned because the word "friend" is in the phrase "friend chicken, which I believe you coined.

[Yapollo]

I coined the verb "coin" as in creating a new word, phrase or meaning for an existing word, phrase or meaning. (I also have a time machine, hence why I can accomplish the previous)

And for using my word, I hereby ban thee.

[Fabbrizio]

I ban you for using the word "hereby", which I coined by using my time machine.

[Russ]

You're banned because I just now realized I typed friend instead of fried.

[Jenny]

Your banned because i am goin to Fry my Friend

[Moosh]

You're banned because you'd better eat him if you plan on killing him. You know what they say: No point in senseless killing. Or does the "You kill it, you eat it" rule only apply to animals?

[Russ]

You're banned because it probably does. Cannibalism is just wrong.

[Yapollo]

I just came back from the most exciting adventure....

Well, whatever[/crushed expectations of a humorous story that I use to ban someone]

Oh yes, and you're banned on top of that.