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[Taco Chopper]

You end up dying from constipation.

You are watching a Jim Carey movie.

[Alestance]

and that Jim Carey movie happens to be The Mask. Uh oh... He jumps out of the TV and beats you with a giant mallet!

Warning! Incoming game! Warning! Incoming game!

[The Satellite]

You play the game, and it infects a computer with a virus. Without warning, it explodes.

You are a Pittsburgh Steelers fan in Cincinnati. (FYI, the Steelers are the most hated team by the Cincinnati Bengals fans.)

[Shining Kirby]

A Bengals fan impales you with a steel pole with "lolirony" etched into the side.


You attempt to ford a river.

[Surreal Canine]

The Ball and Chain sweep by and knock you off your feet. You drown.

You pull a Mario and try to hit a brick ceiling with your fist.

[Taco Chopper]

You end up with twenty-five broken bones, an angry mother and Dr. Phil trying to tell you why you shouldn't have done it. You die from Phil Overload.

You get drunk at your local Irish tavern. (That's a bar.)

[Surreal Canine]

You drive into a nuclear power plant and blow up the world!

You try to hack Uncyclopedia.

[Taco Chopper]

You end up in the Matrix and get killed by Agent Smith.

You realise that the girl you are going out with is an evil mastermind who is going to take over the world, starting with Russia.

[Shining Kirby]

You attempt to halt her advance on Russia, but instead she advances on you. Eventually, one of your bastard children will murder you two and take the throne.

You take a sip of water.

[EnnonFenom]

And you think it taste funny so you look down an theres A turd in the toilet!

You think your the best a splicing wire, (but you really suck at it) so you wire every thing in your room!

[Surreal Canine]

The wire is barbed wire and kills everybody.
You try to fire an arrow into the sun.

[The Satellite]

The sun burns your eyes out, and the arrow kills your girlfriend/boyfriend. You are executed via firing squad.

Your mom asks you to clean your room.

Edited by The Satellite, 25 April 2007 - 07:14 PM.

[Shining Kirby]

You go back in time to when you're parents used to play the state lottery, and have them win the jackpot, so you could higher servants to clean your room for you. Unfortunately, after suggesting numbers to your past mother and father, time itself begins to unravel, and the universe ceases to exist.

You're working on an essay.

[Taco Chopper]

It is so difficultly hard, that your brain implodes while you are trying to do 2 + 2.

You go to a Live Aid Concert, with Bob Geldof in it.

[The Satellite]

When you're not paying attention, the lead singer does a stage dive. He jumps on your head, and now you can relate with EatinCake.

You dress up like an Uruk-Hai from Lord of the Rings, grab a spear, and go prancing around in Washington, D.C. (or whatever your nation's capital city is)