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[Surreal Canine]

Here's the original.
Ready? Go!

I try to convince everyone that I really am a Pikachu.

Edited by Silly Cat 2, 13 April 2007 - 03:04 PM.

[SpikeReynolds]

A pedophile Raichu believes you and...Do the math.

You do the math

[Taco Chopper]

Your brain decides it doesn't want to do the math and walks out of your head.

You = Stupid.

[SpikeReynolds]

'Nuff said.

You buy an awesome CD

[Taco Chopper]

You buy an awesome CD at the time, which you later find out it was a pirated copy of the 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' soundtrack.

You have a 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' soundtrack.

[Surreal Canine]

Jack Sparrow hears it and decides to kill you.

You try to kill a 40-headed fire gleeok with a single heart and wooden sword.

Edited by Silly Cat 2, 14 April 2007 - 08:31 AM.

[Taco Chopper]

You get beaten hands down.

You try to eat a raw potato that's crawling with bugs and viruses.

[Surreal Canine]

Your hard drive gets erased. LOL!
You take the Warp Pipe to MK to watch me fight.

[Taco Chopper]

We watch you get smashed by a tomato.

You convert to vegetarian.

[Surreal Canine]

An Irish Potato Famine rerun happens and it just happens to wipe out the rest of the veggies with it.

You make it to the unplayable 9th level in Miriam Is Missing.

Edited by Silly Cat 2, 21 April 2007 - 02:19 PM.

[SpikeReynolds]

And it deletes the damn game altogether.

You are The Satellite for a day

[Surreal Canine]

I rent-a-mod and get banned.

You try to make a Kill This Thread in DS.

[ShadowTiger]

It .. well .. fails.


Your goldfish dies and you decide to give it a small funeral.

[Siguy]

The cat eats what's left of it.

You post naughty pics in DS...

[Taco Chopper]

You get banned from PureZC indefinitely.

You try to kill one of the Mafia ganglords...