76 replies to this topic

[klop422]

Granted, but when your bosses don't want you anymore they just demote you to a post which you hate so much your only choice is to retire.

 

I wish for enlightenment

[Nathaniel]

Granted, but it comes with the never ending burden of attempting to enlightening others.

 

I wish for lower state taxes.

[klop422]

Granted, but the state governments just decide to stop doing as much as they should be to save money.

 

I wish for no bad side-effects

[Nathaniel]

Granted, but you get no benefits either.

 

I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on

[klop422]

Granted, but I'm not exactly light, so if I'm hanging on you and you're an ornament, that's, uh, not gonna be great for you or the tree.

 

I wish for a new forum game called 'corrupt a desire'

[Nathaniel]

Granted, but you're already playing it anyway.

 

I wish for this, that, and the other.

[klop422]

Granted, but turns out this that is not as good as that that, and the other was not that great in the first place.

 

I wish for good weather.

[Nathaniel]

Granted, but the wind turbines won't generate power.

 

I wish for Elder Scrolls 6.

[klop422]

Granted. In 20 years.

 

I wish I'd made a wish before posting so I didn't have the 'edited' text on the bottom of my post.

Edited by klop422, 02 March 2021 - 04:32 PM.

[Nathaniel]

Granted on another opportunity, or when you get promoted to administrator.

 

I wish to own the machine that goes ping.

[klop422]

Granted, but it's racist and also goes chow and wong.

 

I wish for universal adoration

[Nathaniel]

Granted, but you will never learn to correct your mistakes, and therefore that adoration will lead to your eventual demise.

 

I wish we could all just chill out.

[klop422]

Granted, but everyone's so chill that problems go unsolved and eventually everyone just dies of laziness.

 

I wish those with voices worth hearing would be heard and listened to.

[Nathaniel]

Granted, but they will lose their jobs over it, be unemployable, and therefore no longer be able to support themselves or their families.

 

I wish I could go anywhere without a mask on.

[klop422]

Granted, but people yell at you and you're endangering others.

(you didn't ask for the pandemic to stop )

 

I wish the pandemic would stop