354 replies to this topic

[CyberGamer1539]

Never.

 

The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes: A witch made the princess wear a bad-looking outfit! Therefore, the entire kingdom is crumbling and you have to team up with 2 other links and defeat the witch. Throughout your adventure, steal the witch's clothing and use it to free the princess from the cursed tights!

[Shane]

That's not badly explaining the plot, that's what actually happens.

 

I would play it.

 

Pac-Man: As a yellow coloured round character, collect white dots and escape four ghosts. Most flawless game of all time.

[Yloh]

Yes

 

Star Trek (Reboot): Arrogant trouble maker vs angry alien time traveler. 

[CyberGamer1539]

Sure!

 

Donkey Kong: An over-sized ape kidnapped the princess and is now throwing things at you!

[Yloh]

Yes

 

The Land Before Time: Homeless orphans of different races team up to over come a mass murder while looking for a home.

[SkyLizardGirl]

- 8 or 12 sequels is overkill for a silly dinosaur children's show.

 

 

Guilty Gear X:   It's the far far future - the world has just recovered from a 100-year war against man-made bio-organic weapons known as Gears. 

A new unidentified gear called 'Dizzy' has been discovered. 

 

The next Holy Knights Tournament begins:   

Whoever captures and kills Dizzy will receive 500,000 World Dollars. 

While everyone is fighting to the death to hunt her down. 

Dizzy soon after joins the Jellyfish Air pirates and the entire contest is canceled due to Bridgets appearance.'

Edited by SkyLizardGirl, 01 January 2016 - 05:24 AM.

[CyberGamer1539]

Maybe.

Dishonored: Be an assassin that always gets caught, but still gets the job done.

[Architect Abdiel]

Yes.

Shadow of the Colossus:

Follow the light. Kill things. Pie.

[Shane]

Hell yea.

 

The Legend of Amy Rose 1 and 2: Experience Amy Rose's ZC fan spin off as she goes around Hyrule and sometimes transforms into a giant jpg-looking form.

[MarinaraSauce]

Yes

Pokémon X and Y: You fight fabulosity Nazis.

[Shane]

Sure, plus I'm sorta playing Pokémon X right now anyways.

 

Skyward Sword: a female sword that loves to point out the obvious guides you through a painting version of Hyrule where you're being hunted down by a gay and fabulous sword who seeks to help a black whale by eating the soul of a goddess incarnation who could of planned things a bit better.

[terryfive]

Nope.

Gunpoint: In the year 20XX, the police station are about to confuse you with a cold-blooded murderer who is basically a carbon copy of you, so some redhead chick teams up with you to hack into buildings and punch everyone in the face to get rid of all the footage they have: you going into an elevator. It only escalates from there.

Edited by terryfive, 14 February 2016 - 09:34 PM.

[Shane]

Nope.

 

Imscared.exe: Play a game where sense and logic doesn't matter and the (literally) unexpected happens as a poorly drawn floating white face chases you in the car park at night.

[Demonlink]

Maybe.

 

Sonic.exe: A twisted game where Sonic becomes Kefka.

[Frocks7Snee]

No.

 

Space Station 13: Entertainers get beat up by police... IN SPACE!