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[Beefster]

A series of tubes

Connects us all together.

But we just waste time.

 

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[Magi_Hero]

LOOK HERE EVERYONE
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Next:
Bowling

[ShadowTiger]

I own at bowling.
I play it like I play golf.
Dude upstairs hates me.


Next haiku: Lightning storms.

[Beefster]

1955:

Lightning struck the clock tower.

It doesn't work now.

 

Next Haiku: The wild west.

[ShadowTiger]

Brought horse to water.
Tried real hard to make him drink.
Horse dueled me. I lost.

Next haiku: Video game automatic updates.

[Beefster]

Opened TF2

I haven't played in a while

Needs all the updates.

 

Next Haiku: snipers

[ShadowTiger]

I have enemies.
Eating take-out, my bagel
has two holes in it.

Next haiku: Lame video game final bosses.

[Beefster]

Wait, that can't be all...

I am so disappointed.

Down in just one hit.

 

Next Haiku: internships

[ShadowTiger]

I work in a zoo.
I bring coffee and donuts.
I am a gopher.

(Go for. ... you know the joke. )

Next haiku: A very lucky tornado.

[Beefster]

A tornado struck!

Wiped out three law offices,

But it missed the zoo.

 

Next Haiku: mouse traps

[ShadowTiger]

I never catch mice.
But this one thing I did catch;
Now my fingers hurt.

Next haiku: The banking system.

[Beefster]

I make deposits

And then lots of withdrawals

Sometimes I get loans.

 

Next Haiku: the IRS

[Geoffrey]

We take your money

And then redistribute it;

We're kinda' commies.

 

Next: Monopoly.

[Beefster]

Boardwalk and Park Place

With bright red hotels on each.

Bankrupt everyone!

 

Next: indie bands.

[klop422]

Some bands I don't know

Many of them aren't that rich

But all are homemade

 

(That last word seems a little out of place)

 

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