165 replies to this topic

[Russ]

The judge can't be a witness! Wait, if the judge is dead, who's overseeing this case!?

[Fabbrizio]

BWAHAHAHA. You'll have no more objections. You'll have no more court trials. With the judge gone, all that's left are the cops and the robbers! MWAH!

[Moosh]

OBJECTION! Mr Dan is still reading this topic so therefore you could not have possibly murdered him!

[Tree]

OJECTION!

I've almost done the same thing. These games are very similar.

OMG I'm done! I hate all the Ninja-ing.

Edited by Keiichi123, 15 June 2011 - 10:40 PM.

[Russ]

We are all being FOOLED! This witness is lying to us in order to create chaos!

(Yes the music was necessary.)

[SpacemanDan]

OBJECTION!

As the judge, and a witness, and being dead, I have to say that this case makes no sense any more.

To clear confusion, as far as I know I'm not dead...unless someone's channelling me. O_O

As for what I saw, I saw, I was getting my SUPER EPIC BEARD trimmed when someone randomly jumped out the window to go after a speeding street car. That is how it was broken.

[Russ]

This case is about a broken drink glass, not a broken window! Witness, explain yourself!

[Fabbrizio]

HOLD IT! You were getting your Super Epic Beard trimmed by Sweeny Todd. Everything else was a hallucination form when you were in denial about your own death. Now you are a ghost.

EDIT: CONFOUND THESE NINJAS!

Edited by PowerGauntlets, 15 June 2011 - 10:44 PM.

[SpacemanDan]

I was specifically asked about the window at the barber shop! Therefore I testified to what I was asked!

[Russ]

Are you saying there are two cases of broken glass involved in this murder!?

[Fabbrizio]

If I may call myself as a witness, there have been several cases of broken glass involved in this murder. It's just that only two have been reported.

[Russ]

Hold it just a moment. Who the Heck are you!?

[Fabbrizio]

WAIT A MOMENT!

I am...your FATHER'S COUSIN'S ROOMATE'S EX.

[Russ]

This document proves then that as my father's cousin's roommate's ex, You are the man responsible for all of this!

[SpacemanDan]

OBJECTION!

How can that be when at the time of the murder...he was in his own apartment!