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[klop422]

Secret of Monkey Island

 

Who knows? It's a secret

[Yloh]

Yes

 

Super Mario Odyssey: A hero gets friend zoned.

[Mitsukara]

Sailor Moon (season 1):
An old woman at the north pole sends androgynous men on thankless errands until she gets sick of them, forcing a teenager to defeat scams with a frisbee while arguing with her cat, all because of sunspots.

[Nathaniel]

Moby Dick:

 

White Obsession

[Cukeman]

Rocky:

 

Man struggles to leave the mafia and make an honest living.

[klop422]

Emma

 

Spoiled brat gets less spoiled.

Heartwarming story for Romantics.

[Cukeman]

Oliver Twist

 

Boy wants seconds.

[klop422]

The Tenant of Wildfell Hall

 

Guy falls in love with woman, reads her diary.

(about as flippant as I can get without making light of the subject matter...)

[Mitsukara]

From The Adventures of Luke Skywalker....

 

The Phantom Menace:

A frog-man saves the day with his madcap antics.

 

Attack of the Clones:
A love story for the ages through discussion of sand, murder, and the merits of dictatorships.

 

Revenge of the Sith:
The Senate gains unlimited power!!

 

A New Hope:
A farmboy doesn't get to pick up his power converters.

 

The Star Wars Holiday Special:

A fuzzy young boy watches an unhelpful instructional video.

 

The Empire Strikes Back:

Many creatures attempt to eat, but their prey escapes.

 

Return of the Jedi:
A Moff named Jerjerrod worries about his job security during an unexpected inspection.

 

Caravan of Courage, An Ewok Adventure:
The star wars movie about Mace.

 

Ewoks II: The Battle for Endor:
Endor's most one-sided family slaughterfests caught on film.

 

The Force Awakens:
An impoverished woman attempts to survive on dwindling rations of inflatable bread.

[klop422]

The Last Jedi

 

[This comment was redacted due to spoilers]

[Cukeman]

2001

 

Q: Where do babies come from?

A: Space!

[Mitsukara]

Zero Wing:

Take off every 'Dancing Raisin'. You know what you grooving. Dance 'CanCan'. For grape justice.

[Nathaniel]

Amadeus

 

Obnoxious laughing

[Mitsukara]

Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet:

A war veteran defeats the enemy.

 

Eversion:

A princess saving game.

 

'The Coronation Day (Super Mario World romhack):
Mario and Peach try to build a cabin in the forest, but it goes even more awry than Mr. Blandings trying to build his dream house.

Edited by Mitsukara, 02 February 2018 - 10:10 AM.

[Cukeman]

Godzilla

 

Marine animal comes to shore for a rest from swimming. Town objects.