QUOTE(Beefster @ Sep 13 2011, 10:11 PM)

I will not have a Brony avatar. Ever.
Oh, sure, that's what they all say. Everyone follows the same timeline. In fact, I'll show you - here's how things will go.
Official timeline of significant events in Beefster's life:
September 9, 1992: Born
January 12, 2005: Joins PureZC
September 13, 2011: Watches My Little Pony for first time
Later, same day: Admits to enjoying it, may watch more
September 26, 2011: Uses first pony avatar
October 2, 2011: Finishes re-watching entire series, promptly begins re-re-watching it
Mid-January, 2012: Changes name to AppleDash FlutterSparkle, proclaims his eternal love of all things pony
Mid-2013: Becomes elected leader of the pony-fans, sets groundwork for first ever all pony-fan army
Early 2014: Begins conquest of Canada
Late 2014: Conquest of Canada - newly renamed as MagicalGlitterPonyLand - is complete. It becomes the seat of power for his Pony Empire
2015: Everyone is converted to pony fans, world settles into previously unknown peace under the uniting love of Ponies and leadership of Beefster
2034: Single hoofedly creates time machine, sends information of his life story to the past
2035: Inexplicably, The Satellite still doesn't like ponies