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[Fabbrizio]

You're banned for not working to increase your posting amount. I think you may be smothering your partner and they might be looking to get away from you for a while.

[Yapollo]

Look! Up in the sky!

* Bans PowerGauntlets while he is distracted*

Made you look.

[trucky5]

You're banned for not spelling out "You," "are," "banned," and "for."

[trudatman]

u r b& 4:

mistakenly applying that correctly to the post above yours.

[trucky5]

You're banned for failing to ban somebody without correct grammar a second time.

[trudatman]

double negative fail = banned.

[Russ]

You're banned because double negatives ain't no big deal.

[Fabbrizio]

You're banned for taking double negatives too lightly.

Look! Up in the sky!

* Bans PowerGauntlets while he is distracted*

Made you look.

LOOK! A DISTRACTION!

[Russ]

You're banned because I have fallen for that trick way too many times...

[Nathaniel]

You're banned for walking into my office without permission, sitting in my chair, using my writing implements, using my computer, eating my lunch that was left there for me, using my forks and spoons and leaving them on the desk dirty, drinking out of my coffee cup, leaving it unfinished, rearranging my decorative paperweights, misplacing my cell phone charger, keeping the desk drawers open, scattering papers all over the room, leaving the phone off the hook, leaving the window and the screen open, sitting on the glass of the copy machine, stinking up the very presence of the room with your foul and unpleasant foot odor, and making me forget all the other reasons.

[trudatman]

you are banned for confusing Russ for somebody else -- you.

[trucky5]

You're banned because I'm drinking Coca Cola and it's fizzy and delicious but bad for me and it's all your fault.

[trudatman]

you are banned for no good reason with the added warning to quit drinking soda before you get tooth and bone rot from the combination of sugar and carbonation. that stuff is for cleaning tar and barnacles off of boats, not for thirst-quenching.

[Fabbrizio]

You're banned because IT'S NOT that DIFFICULT to capitalize a letter at the beginning of a sentence, so why don't you ever?

[trudatman]

you are banned for: not picking between typing a statement and typing a question.

morph banned.