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How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, part 2.
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Posted 24 March 2021 - 06:33 AM
Only a few twig's worth. They're only little critters.
How grateful am I that that question was finally asked and that I no longer have to worry about resorting to it when I can't think of any other stupid questions? 
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Posted 25 March 2021 - 07:35 AM
A few twigs' worth of gratitude?
What's the biggest problem in gaming right now?
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Posted 26 March 2021 - 05:37 PM
Electronic Arts
Why am I here?
Why am I here?
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Posted 27 March 2021 - 08:43 AM
Because Facebook and Twitter suck.
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
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Posted 29 March 2021 - 07:40 PM
The Joker
Why does a deck of cards contain jokers?
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Posted 30 March 2021 - 10:52 AM
In case people are bored at magic shows: you can bring a joker out and get them laughing again.
Have you ever noticed that a usb kind of looks like a duck?
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Posted 30 March 2021 - 05:43 PM
No.
How do you know if your house has been invaded by pixies?
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Posted 02 April 2021 - 01:44 PM
Try using fairy liquid on your dishes. If it works then it's safe. If not, then the pixies and the fairies are fighting.
Why is life so hard sometimes?
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Posted 03 April 2021 - 09:55 AM
Because if life was always easy, we wouldn't have a reason to live it.
Why (in the UK) do you need a license for just about everything?
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Posted 05 April 2021 - 06:42 AM
I can't answer that, you don't have the right license.
Who am I? Whoooo am IIII?
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Posted 06 April 2021 - 11:00 AM
I know who you are! You're Merlin the happy pig!
Why is the platypus such a mixed-up creature?
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Posted 06 April 2021 - 12:34 PM
Because the platypus is a failed Easter Bunny, it wasn't cute enough, it can lay eggs but the council just decided to hire a cute bunny who buys eggs at your nearest grocery store, breaks into your home, and hides the eggs around your house and mostly in your backyard. Not sure why that's considered cute, its a literal crime by breaking into someone's house but instead of stealing, you get free omelettes for a week.
Now I have a question, Is PureZC ballin? Can they shoot the hoops and play like a baller, can they YES?!!??!?
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Posted 06 April 2021 - 01:33 PM
I think the hoop people would be very concerned that you want us to shoot them.
What do we have to do to stop the rampant anti-hoop racism in our society?
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Posted 12 April 2021 - 09:52 PM
You must jump through the hoops.
Why is Omega the final letter?
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