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[trucky5]

You're banned... What do I really need to explain?

[Russ]

You're banned because you really should give an explanation for a ban.

[Moosh]

You're banned because I want to start a trend of not giving explainations...oh wait...ZOMG! Time paradox! LEEEEETS DO THE TIIIIIME WARP AGAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIN!

[Russ]

You're banned because the time machine is broken right now. Sorry.

[Daemon]

You're banned for *insert long list of offenses.*

[Russ]

You're banned for not inserting that list.

[trucky5]

You're banned for actually believing that there is a list.

[Yapollo]

You're banned for denying the list's reality (which happens to be the first offense on most people's list). Anyway, for your disbelief, the Society has ordered me to Ban (the capitalisation is intentional) you.

[Russ]

You're banned for using intentional capitalization.

[Moosh]

You're banned because I'm bored and have nothing better to do.
Your ban expires: When you collect all 7 pieces of my soul and bring them to The Wailing Stone so I may once again be free! Muahahahaha!

[Russ]

You're banned because I don't get the reference.

[Moosh]

You're banned because there is no reference. Well...that's a lie actually. I was referencing something in my quest. You weren't expected to know that though...

[trucky5]

You're banned for lying. Execution is tomorrow.

[Russ]

You're banned because though executions are sometimes necessary, I can't stomach watching them.

[Yapollo]

You are Banned for not climbing Mount Everest and then jumping from the top.