... what a travesty I just experienced.
Okay, so I was already disinterested by the Lords of Shadow series because they were 3D action games. Then I read the storyline for the games, and how it's an alternate continuity for the series. The story sucks, let's leave it at that, and it turned me off of the series even more strongly.
Then I discovered there was a Lords of Shadow: Mirror of Fate demo on 3DS. Apparently my friend played it, I think, and is her only Castlevania experience, which is a shame (not that I think she'd be into the series as a whole), so I thought I'd try it to see what she put herself through, and because it was supposed to be closer to a Metroidvania in style.
Immediately from the start I hated it, and that was just from pressing the attack button! The whip is instantaneous, there's no weight to it at all! There's all these stupid action game combo attacks and dodges and other maneuvers that don't belong in a side-scrolling Castlevania, and they only serve to bog down the gameplay and draw out every enemy encounter. Speaking of, most of the enemy encounters are all cinematic, instead of feeling like a natural addition to the areas. Which are all bland, straightforward, and lacking in platforming; what little platforming that's there is extremely guided thanks to glowing objects like ledges you can grab and whip grapple points. And where's my catchy music? What's this generic battle music garbage? Why is everything so dark and hard to see instead of vibrant and stylized?
THERE ARE CANDLES AND TORCHES EVERYWHERE AND I CAN'T WHIP THEM.
You remember how bosses left you to your own wit to discover their weaknesses and you used your abilities to take them down? Well this boss spelled out what you had to do to avoid it in cutscenes. There was no real strategy other than attack repeatedly to whittle down his health. And it ended with a quick-time event!
I'm glad I played this demo. I really am. It let me know I won't ever be wasting time or money on this travesty of a game that dare bear the name "Castlevania."