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#766 Russ

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 12:46 AM

You're banned because that ban should be illegal.

#767 Koh

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 09:26 AM

You're banned for bringing the law into the bans.

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 10:08 AM

You're banned because Ron Stuart, with your permission, would like to send you his grant CD that reveals how to get what the US government owes you. Within it, he says you'll discover countless almost secret ways to get something back for your tax dollars. Iif you respond before the timer reaches zero, he said he'll send it for only the cost of shipping. Why is he doing this? He says he sees Americans work hard for their money and giving more of it away to Uncle Sam every year. It makes him mad. Because of this, he decided to SHOUT the truth on how to get the government benefits you're entitled to. According to him, millions of Americans are already collecting it. He said you may qualify for thousands of dollars to help pay for your mortgage, or even find money to live on while you start a business. Maybe you can even receive financial assistance for medical bills or thousands of dollars in scholarships for education. He says that if you don't take advantage of these benefits, you'll only be letting yourself down. Apparently you've already paid for them through your taxes. He wants you to fill out the form quickly as he only has a handful left in stock.

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#769 Russ

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 10:43 AM

You're banned for actually typing all that. Wow.

#770 Koh

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 10:46 AM

You're banned for insinuating that that's a tl;dr.

#771 Eddy

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 11:54 AM

You're banned because you cannot solve the equation: 3x + 1 = 10

#772 Banjo7J

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 01:43 PM

You're banned because that's incredibly simple. The answer is banana. icon_deformed.gif

#773 Dawnlight

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 02:58 PM

You're banned because I don't understand why so many users have my SoD userbar. icon_confused2.gif

#774 Nightmeres

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 05:52 PM

your banned because I'm hungry

#775 Koh

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 06:20 PM

You're banned, because you will probably have a hard time with the equation 250^1/3-16^1/3.

#776 Russ

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 08:19 PM

You're banned because that's not hard at all.

#777 Koh

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 08:22 PM

You're banned, because it is when you have to do it without a calculator. And it's not actually hard, just time-consuming. NOTE: Precalculus classes in college require you to do all the work (except things that are just decimal heavy, like interest, trigonometric functions, etc.) without a calculator.

#778 Dawnlight

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 08:39 PM

You're banned because unlike Algebra, you don't need a calculator in PreCalculus. YOU ARE the calculator!

#779 Russ

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 08:49 PM

You're banned because I am taking PreCalc, and I certainly do need a calculator.

#780 Koh

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 09:35 PM

You're banned, because you have to make the shift to not use that once you get into college.


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