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[trudatman]

I'm very sorry to inform you, Russell, but you have been banned due to your post count registering at over 2% of the entire messageboard's content by number of posts. you may be waiting a while for the percentage to dip below 2% (from the current amount of 2.11%), as only the slow erosion of time upon the hundredths will help you.

[Russ]

You're banned because there is no possible way you can expect me to wait that long to post again.

[Moosh]

You're banned because it's a small world after all and therefore I'm not surprised that about 2% of message board posts here are you...

[Master Maniac]

you're banned because I can't feel my right foot, and baning you would make it feel-able again.

>.>

[Fabbrizio]

You're banned for trying to feel your right foot. That's pedaphillia.

[trudatman]

you have been banned due to incorrect grammar. "must of" failed English.

edit: you have been banned for posting at the same time as me.

Edited by trudatman, 08 July 2010 - 05:55 PM.

[Fabbrizio]

You're banned for banning the wrong person. Now nobody will comment on my foot-based pun.

Edited by PowerGauntlets, 08 July 2010 - 05:56 PM.

[Russ]

You're banned for making a hilarious joke made possible by similar Greek/Latin roots.

[Fabbrizio]

You're banned for thinking my joke was hilarious....Thank you.

[Russ]

You're banned because that's my way of saying you're welcome.

[Master Maniac]

You're banned because that's my way of saying you're welcome.

You're banned because C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

[Russ]

You're banned for quoting my post, which is unnecessary.

[Yapollo]

The Game of the Day: Excitebike

I crashed...darn it!

Oh right, and a ban for Russ.

[Russ]

You're banned because you never even specifically said what I was banned for.

[trucky5]

His ExciteBike simply hates you because you took it's crayons from it in the first grade, and therefor crashed because of it's deep loathing of you. You're banned for not understanding Yapollo's ExciteBike's feelings.