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[Jupiter]

You're banned for causing disorder; not following the system.

[Russ]

You're banned for once again thinking that there is a system at work here.

[Banjo7J]

You're banned for believing there is...and being correct!

[Russ]

You're banned for making it sound like I was incorrect at first.

[RedDeathX7]

You're banned for...Stop! Don't open that door!

[Banjo7J]

You're banned because I'll tape the door closed. *tapes door closed* Now, I'll just push this big red button that says "Danger!". *presses button* Ominous voice:Danger! The coffee you're about to enjoy is hot! Would you like decaf?" No, thanks. *drinks coffee* OOWWW! Get me some cold water! *accidently drinks hot sauce instead* HOLY-*starts breathing fire*

[RedDeathX7]

You are banned because I have no reply to this O_o

[Russ]

You're banned because I typed out a ban for Banjo, scrolled down to hit the post button, then noticed you had posted a minute before.

[RedDeathX7]

You're banned for having so many posts O_o

[Nathaniel]

You're banned for the following reasons: X, Y, and Z.

I am just preparing a template. Don't mind me.

[Jupiter]

You're banned for leaving out reasons A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, and W.

[Russ]

You're banned for not having the letters x or z anywhere in that post.

[Jupiter]

You're banned for not knowing that I had that covered as I was playing my xylophone while riding my zebra as I typed.

[Russ]

Wait a second.

Somebody's banned for getting rid of the pun I put in the topic title. Who changed the thread's name?

Oh Jupiter, you're banned overburdening your zebra.

[Jupiter]

You're banned for not taking into account my recent success with the Jenny Craig program, and for losing your puns...like I lost my buns.