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[Russ]

You're banned because he introduced me to a hot chick the day after I got married. Okay, so he didn't, but I had to keep the SNL chain going.

[Yapollo]

Link got the Gauntlets of Ban.

Yapollo swiped them and banned Russ.

Link kills Yapollo and retakes the Gauntlets.

[Russ]

You're banned for talking in the third person.

[SpacemanDan]

You're banned for not sending this hot chick you were introduced to my way to see if we clicked... ):

[Russ]

You're banned because I actually did, but this freak accident happened and this guy rolling a giant sticky ball crushed her. Sorry man.

[Moosh]

You're banned because I actually did, but this freak accident happened and this guy rolling a giant sticky ball crushed her. Sorry man.

OBJECTION! You're banned because said sticky ball can't crush things.

[Russ]

OBJECTION! Oh wait, I'm not the guy who says that. Um...

You're banned because I have pictorial evidence that not only shows this crime taking place, but also points out the guilty.

[Fabbrizio]

You're banned because I am following Stefon on Twitter, so that even when he's not on the show, I can still read about the new hottest club.

You're also banned for saying you wanted to keep the SNL references going, and then messing it up in the VERY NEXT POST. Hence, I restarted it with the previous post.

Edited by PowerGauntlets, 21 March 2011 - 03:09 PM.

[Russ]

You're bad because I am bad at keeping chains going. I apologize.

[Dawnlight]

You're banned for not coming up with an idea of You're Banned: The Ocho, which will begin in 405 more posts.

[Fabbrizio]

You're banned because I just Tweeted (Twate?) to Stefon saying I was headed to New York, and asking what places he'd recommend. And he usually gets back fairly quick, so expect a brand new story.

[Russ]

You're banned for considering going to one of the places he mentions. That's probably a very bad idea.

[Fabbrizio]

You're banned because Stefon never mentioned the kicker of them all, YUM. Seriously, club owner and former NFL cheerleader Michael DeBoing is back in action and now dares to answer the question "Why not?".

I would finish this joke, but it could very well get me banned. But I'll be banned in the next post, anyway, so it doesn't matter to me. Either way, I'll put it in spoilers. Don't look if you're easily offended.

Spoiler

They've got everything: Captain n' Cocaine, Alec Baldwang, Human Lawnchairs - which is when a super buff midget does a crab walk and you sit on their lap. MmMMM!

Edited by PowerGauntlets, 21 March 2011 - 07:34 PM.

[Russ]

You're banned because I laughed while be slightly offended but not really. What's with Stefon and midgets?

[Fabbrizio]

You're banned becasue it's okay to be offended. It IS pretty wrong.