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[Moosh]

You're banned. That is your welcome back gift!

[Russ]

You're banned because the banning in that post was more of a footnote than anything.

[Daemon]

*Walks in*
*Bans Russ*
*Walks out*

[Russ]

Russell approached the scene cautiously, ducking swiftly to evade the hurled ban. He approached Daemon, ban-gun glimmering in the mid-noon heat. Fast as lightning, he cocked and fired, nailing Daemon straight in the forehead with a ban. He then turned and left without a word, walking back into the desert.

[Daemon]

You're banned for using a ban-gun.

[Russ]

You're banned because I decided it was better than the ban-lasso.

[Moosh]

Yo dawg. I heard you liked banning, so I put a ban in your ban so you can be banned while you're being banned.

*Poke sets up counter*
The next person to ban me gets autobanned by my counterattack.

[trucky5]

You're banned because you set up a counteratt- ahhhh crap I'm banned aren't I?

[Russ]

You're banned for being banned by the people on either side of you.

[Yapollo]

You're banned because I have the ultimate means of banning.

Yapollo uses PSI Ban Ω.

Russ is banned

[Russ]

You're banned because I used to have an exclusive copyright for making PSI jokes on these forums. Oh, the good days...

[Moosh]

You are banned for trying to apply the law to the internet (not possible).

Poke uses Psi Ban Ω.

So sue me!

[Russ]

Russ used PSI Counter! Poke is banned!

[Yapollo]

Yapollo uses PSI Shield Ω to block Russ' inevitable ban against me.

Now to move onto another genre:

*Yapollo gets Smash Ball*

*BANNED*

*Russ is banned*

Now can the next poster make a Sin and Punishment ban.

[Russ]

You're banned because I have never played that game, and thus cannot ban you for it.