Corrupt a Wish (random Number)
#46
Posted 26 March 2021 - 05:25 PM
I wish to not be disturbed.
#47
Posted 30 March 2021 - 10:46 AM
Granted, all your shame and disgust is removed from your body (so nothing disturbs you anymore) and also you die of food poisoning because nothings stopping you from caring about rotten food.
I wish genies and other wish-granters wouldn't try to twist words for the sake of being mean or lazy.
#48
Posted 03 April 2021 - 09:39 AM
Granted, but now you realize that they don't actually grant you wishes.
I wish this frozen Salmon would thaw faster.
#49
Posted 05 April 2021 - 06:36 AM
Granted, but it does so by being set on fire.
I wish every group would use the same online meeting software (Teams, Zoom, etc.) and that they pick the best one.
#50
Posted 07 April 2021 - 10:59 PM
Granted, but you no longer have access to Discord.
I wish I was stronger.
#51
Posted 12 April 2021 - 09:14 AM
Granted, but in the time it takes you to get used to your strength you've accidentally destroyed most of the stuff in your home.
I wish for inspiration and motivation.
#52
Posted 21 April 2021 - 10:58 PM
Granted, but your intentions are not pure.
I wish for the Pinta, the Nina, and the Santa Maria.
#54
Posted 24 April 2021 - 08:31 AM
Granted, but it only stops from those who are not playing.
I wish for a free suit.
#55
Posted 27 April 2021 - 11:20 AM
Granted, but it's a suit of armour.
I wish all spellings would revert back to the British forms
#56
Posted 01 May 2021 - 10:20 PM
Granted, but your internet environment is limited to the UK.
I wish I had the ability to teleport.
#57
Posted 03 May 2021 - 01:36 PM
Granted, but it's automatic, and triggered under 'extreme stress' - except 'extreme' was misprogrammed to have a ridiculously low threshold, activating every time you're any less than content.
I wish I were better at saving money
#58
Posted 04 May 2021 - 08:16 AM
Granted, but you push pennies far enough to not help people in a time of greatest need, and lose friends and family as a result.
I wish for the riots to stop.
#59
Posted 08 May 2021 - 11:50 AM
Granted, but they're wiped out by a newly tyrannical super-government that enslaves the human race.
I wish for corporations to pay their fair share
#60
Posted 09 May 2021 - 07:06 AM
I wish I had the triforce.
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