You are now a certified proctologist.
I roll a spinach & cheese casserole.
Posted 20 March 2018 - 01:49 AM
You are now a certified proctologist.
I roll a spinach & cheese casserole.
Posted 21 March 2018 - 05:04 PM
Thanks, gave me diarrhea.
I roll the Infinity Gauntlet.
Posted 22 March 2018 - 04:38 AM
All it does in infinitely slap someone in the face.
I roll a Cadillac.
Posted 27 March 2018 - 06:57 PM
You accidentally crash it into a Mercedes-Benz. Lose 1 turn.
I roll the Animaniacs (Yakko, Wakko and Dot).
Posted 28 March 2018 - 08:40 AM
Helllllloooooo, Nurse!
I roll (4x^2+9x+5)/((x-3)(x-5)), where x is equal to 3.
Posted 28 March 2018 - 01:07 PM
You get nothing, because the rules for that side are undefined.
I roll a sausage roll
Posted 05 April 2018 - 12:15 AM
A greedy pig runs up and gobbles all the sausages, leaving you only one and a half sausages left. Bon appetite!
I roll a Pacman.
Posted 05 April 2018 - 03:10 AM
You connect the dots.
I roll chocolate.
Posted 05 April 2018 - 08:46 PM
I roll a lizard.
Posted 07 April 2018 - 01:58 PM
A million lizards infest your house, and eat all of your cookies.
I roll Amy Rose 3.
Posted 07 April 2018 - 09:58 PM
It didn't release. Roll again.
I roll a berry.
Posted 08 April 2018 - 02:33 AM
Pacman eats the berry an gains 200 points. Advance 2 spaces.
I roll John Doe.
Edited by Lightwulf, 08 April 2018 - 02:34 AM.
Posted 24 April 2018 - 04:39 PM
Posted 25 April 2018 - 01:25 AM
You get a microsoft phone with forced updates and win 10 preinstalled.
I roll a John Wick.
Posted 25 April 2018 - 05:53 AM
You get a haircut.
I roll a leg lamp.
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