1000 replies to this topic

[Geoffrey]

You're banned for trying to start that again, for it shall not happen! (As you are banned.)

[Russ]

You're banned for over emphasizing the ban aspect of that post.

[Master Maniac]

You're banned for posting a post.

[Russ]

You're banned because I have no other method of banning you.

[Geoffrey]

You're banned because I liked your older avatar that also had a dude with a top hat (and a spectacle) better.

[Russ]

You're banned because I'm probably going to change my avatar soon anyways.

[Yapollo]

You're banned because Phoenix Wright and Professor Layton in a game together on the 3DS is such an amazing combination it gives me new powers.

*Gives Russ a month's backlog of bans*

"Yes it is legal"

[Russ]

You're banned because HOLY CRAP ARE YOU SERIOUS!?

[Moosh]

You're banned because by posting this post, I'm implying that I am a mod with godly mod powers and can therefore ban anyone except a fellow mod because mods can't be banned by anyone except the site admin.

Protip: The flaw in my logic is that I'm not really a mod, therefore am impersonating a mod and setting myself up for a ban. In a roundabout way, I'm pointing out how pointless this whole topic is; its pointlessness is why I love it.

Even proier protip: None of this nonsense is to be taken seriously.

[Russ]

You're banned because I did take it seriously up until the last line of your post.

[Geoffrey]

^You're banned because I'm using a "^" before this sentence, as was the norm a few months back.

[Russ]

You're banned because even though it was once the norm, when the game started, it was not done that way.

[Geoffrey]

^You're banned because I'm bringin' it back.

[Russ]

You're banned for bringing it back. It breaks the rules!

[MoscowModder]

^You're banned because the rules changed again.