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[Ben]

Same place Carmen Sandiego and Waldo went - no one's found them either.

Does anybody really know what time it is?

[Nathaniel]

It's fun o'clock. It's always fun o'clock in Funland.

How fun is Message Board Games?

[Ben]

About as fun as a screen door on a submarine.

How many elephant ears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[CastChaos]

As many as you can stuff in them, irregular illegal hunter.

What does the chair sit on?

[Fabbrizio]

The lap of the gods, waiting to hear a story.

How do you get a pepsi free?

[CastChaos]

Pay with a smile.

Who knows Sinero?

[Alestance]

Who DOESN'T know Sinero?

[sigtau]

I don't.

Animal, vegetable, or mineral?

[Ricky of Kokiri]

Ghost.

How do you make a knuckle sandwich?

[CastChaos]

While Sonic doesn't look.

Why brought my sister a pickaxe and said "I mine some trees to have big firemaking."?

[Alestance]

You reply "HOW YOU MINE FOR TREEZ?!"

How DO you mine for trees?

[Feenicks]

The same way you mine for fish - by using a pickaxe.
Why a pickaxe?

[CastChaos]

To avoid hurting the leprechaun's feelings who gave it as a surprise.

What will you do 120 years later?

[Alestance]

Rot?

[CastChaos]

No, you are far too pessimist.

What exam is what anybody can pass?