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[Dawnlight]

You're banned because SotW is late.

[Russ]

You're banned because that's become the norm.

[Fabbrizio]

You're banned for being fine with the norm. WATCH SHOWS ABOUT TALKING PONIES.

[The Satellite]

^ Banned cuz I did. When I was little. I grew out of it. You should too.

[Russ]

You're banned because Gurren Lagann has Beastmen that talk and you could argue that one of them is a pony so your own logic possibly just backfired on you.

[The Satellite]

^ Banned cuz there weren't any ponies. Besides, one of the Beastmen was Squidward. That automatically would absolve a pony. But there weren't any. 'sides, all the cool Beastmen looked like humans anyway.

[Russ]

You're banned because SQUIDWARD! WHAT THE DEVILFISH IS GOING ON IN HERE?

[The Satellite]

^ b& for offering free refills. You're fired.

[Russ]

You're banned because I actually do offer free refills at my job. Which I must go to now. You creepy psychic.

[The Satellite]

^ Banned for working for someone better than Mr. Krabs. I wish I had that job. ._.

[Russ]

You're banned for stalling me here when I need to leave. GOOD BYE.

[The Satellite]

^ Banned for just not walking away.

[Fabbrizio]

^ Banned cuz I did. When I was little. I grew out of it. You should too.

You're banned because when you watched it as a kid, the ponies didn't have rave music. The new series isn't something you grow out of, it's something you grow into. 70% of its current viewing audience is male high schoolers. I fell victim to it, and now that I'm writing fanfics, its fanbase has fallen victim to me.

[The Satellite]

^ Banned for giving into peer pressure.

*flees*

[Fabbrizio]

^ Banned because the new MLP has an episode about peer pressure.

Okay, that's a lie, but on the flipside, there is an episode about lying. It's amazing.