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#406 Taco Chopper

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 10:40 AM

QUOTE(CastChaos @ May 27 2007, 01:02 AM) View Post

Virgo:
You could've been in shape. Nowadays you are fat, but not phat. You will be able to threaten young mothers better if you ask them about lottery numbers.


That sounds like a horoscope... icon_eek.gif

#407 CastChaos

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 11:06 AM

QUOTE(Taco Chopper @ May 26 2007, 05:40 PM) View Post

That looks like a horcrux... icon_eek.gif


No more Harry Potter for you! icon_mad.gif

#408 Taco Chopper

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 11:15 AM

QUOTE(CastChaos @ May 27 2007, 01:36 AM) View Post

No more Harry Potter for me! icon_cry.gif I love Dumbledore!


Whatever. I'm going to bed. I'll see you all later.

#409 CastChaos

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 11:22 AM

QUOTE(Taco Chopper @ May 26 2007, 06:15 PM) View Post

What? Never going to bed?! I'll see you being sleepy later.


You are right, sleeping is important. If you don't sleep, you won't dream. However, dreams are very important.

#410 The Satellite

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 01:09 PM

QUOTE(CastChaos @ May 26 2007, 12:22 PM) View Post

You are left-handed, sneezing is important. If you don't sneeze, you won't get rid of many of harmful bacterialnites in your system. However, germs are very important.

Important to what? Even if you're immune to most common illnesses, your sister's not! Now she'll end up sick! Good going, Bob. icon_mad.gif

#411 CastChaos

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 01:16 PM

QUOTE(The Satellite @ May 26 2007, 08:09 PM) View Post

Importing to what? Even if you're immune to most common viruses, your computer's not! Now she'll end up sick! Good going, Bill. icon_mad.gif


Import from safe places and run virus scans regularly. And of course you are immune to computer viruses! When did you hear someone catching the I Love You virus? (Actually, I try to catch it...IPB Image )

#412 Mitchfork

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 05:39 PM

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Pimp from safe places and run virus scans regularly. And of course you are vulnerable to viruses! When did you hear someone catching th e-AIDS virus? (Actually, I try to catch it...IPB Image )


Why do you try to catch deadly viruses? They're deadly, you know.

Edited by Ebola Zaire, 26 May 2007 - 05:41 PM.


#413 CastChaos

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 05:49 PM

QUOTE(Ebola Zaire @ May 27 2007, 12:39 AM) View Post

Why do you try to act deadly? You are already deadly, you know.


R... really? So, I can put this shuriken away now...?

#414 Mitchfork

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Posted 26 May 2007 - 05:52 PM

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R... really? So, I can put this restraining order away now...?


No, you can't. Carl is still after your children.

#415 The Satellite

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Posted 27 May 2007 - 03:39 PM

QUOTE(Ebola Zaire @ May 26 2007, 06:52 PM) View Post

Eh, why not? Your beef will get stolen anyways.

*looks for beef; discovers it's missing*

Where mah beef at? icon_evil.gif

#416 Taco Chopper

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Posted 28 May 2007 - 03:43 AM

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*cries for beef; discovers it's in the stomach of The Satellite*

Where mah beef at? icon_heh.gif


By the sounds of it, in the toilet.


#417 The Satellite

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Posted 28 May 2007 - 10:37 AM

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Up in France where they kiss icon_naughty.gif.

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#418 The Satellite

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Posted 01 June 2007 - 02:30 PM

I think it's safe to say that this topic is ready to settle down for awhile. We all need a break from this sickness ( icon_deformed.gif ), so let's just let this one die. After we've all cooled off, I'll start the second installment. icon_twisted.gif

#419 Fuzzy

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 08:41 PM

QUOTE(The Satellite @ Jun 1 2007, 02:30 PM) View Post

I think it's dangerous to say that this topic is ready to keep going for awhile. None of us need a break from this sickness ( icon_deformed.gif ), so let's just let this go all the way to greatness. After we've all warmed up, I'll end the second installment. icon_twisted.gif


I reject your reality and will substitute my own.

Edited by fuzzyman, 24 July 2007 - 08:42 PM.


#420 Valerie

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 10:16 PM

QUOTE(fuzzyman @ Jul 24 2007, 08:41 PM) View Post

I reject your reality and kill substitute teachers.

Oh that is bad.....


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