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#376 Banjo7J

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 10:25 AM

You're banned for constantly mentioning Ponies. We get it, you watch MLP, you don't have to tell us all every two seconds.

#377 Dawnlight

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 10:25 AM

You're banned because Haruhi Suzumiya needs a pair of Kamina glasses.

#378 Fabbrizio

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 10:44 AM

Banjo7J is banned for criticizing my insistence on mentioning Ponies. CONFOUND THESE PONIES! THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK!

Dawnlight is banned for changing the subject.

#379 Russ

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 10:52 AM

You're banned for suggesting that the ponies will ever approach the epicness that is two little kids piloting giant mechs. Sorry, but they're soundly beaten here.

#380 Dawnlight

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 11:01 AM

You're banned because ponies can own giant man-eating monkeys any day.

#381 Russ

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 11:57 AM

You're banned because I'm not quite sure where the giant man-eating monkeys came from, but they sound creepy. Not that the giant mechs couldn't dispatch of them easily. But still.

#382 Fabbrizio

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 04:22 PM

you're banned for not recognizing the implications of ponies who PILOT giant mechs. Unicorn magic allows for higher sync rate, so if you put a pony in an Eva Unit mech and pitted them against two small children with Gunman mechs, the pony would win by a mile. It says so in my fanfic, Equangelion.

#383 Russ

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 04:44 PM

You're banned for failing to take into account the vast amounts of Spiral Energy generated by two kids with the will to survive and fighting spirit, which in turn would send their Gunman's energy output above that of the pony and her Eva Unit's. Sync rate or not, the kids win.

#384 Geoffrey

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 05:58 PM

^Banned.

(Will he go for the obvious ban?)

#385 The Satellite

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 06:24 PM

^ Banned for expecting the obvious.
QUOTE(Dawnlight @ May 27 2011, 08:01 AM) View Post
You're banned because it gets so epic when TS posts on this thread.
Next time you're up you're spared a ban cuz why thank you.
QUOTE(PowerGauntlets @ May 27 2011, 08:46 AM) View Post
*Skips Dawnlight and bans Russ and TS simultaneously*

You're banned for tag-teaming on Gimmy x Kamina and Darry x Kamina avatars. MY PONIES WILL COMBINE WITH YOUR MECHS TO CREATE A SUPER-UNIVERSE-SIZED ROBOT UNICORN!
Banned for confusing the glasses Darry is wearing for Kamina's. Besides if that fight happened, Gimmy and Darry's mech would just do this: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=dIjaV-EkEh4

#386 Fabbrizio

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 07:10 PM

QUOTE(Russ @ May 27 2011, 04:44 PM) View Post

You're banned for failing to take into account the vast amounts of Spiral Energy generated by two kids with the will to survive and fighting spirit, which in turn would send their Gunman's energy output above that of the pony and her Eva Unit's. Sync rate or not, the kids win.


You're banned because ponies are also spiral life forms. So if you constructed a Gunman that was infused with Angel DNA just as the Evangelion Units were, and it was piloted by a unicorn, it would be the most powerful mech in the galaxy since it would have the exponential sync rate of unicorn magic, but all the spiral power and combination compatibility of the Gunmen.

Also, Eva units have AT Fields. You lose.

Edited by PowerGauntlets, 27 May 2011 - 07:12 PM.


#387 The Satellite

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 07:17 PM

^ Banned because ponies don't have spiral energy. I don't know whether to classify them as animals or Beastmen, but neither had spiral energy unless they absorbed it from a host
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Besides, Team Dai-Gurren kicks logic out the window and does the impossible. That's the way they roll.

So no sir, you lose. Have a nice day.

#388 Fabbrizio

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 07:24 PM

You're banned because as a last resort, if anything happened Rarity would start whining, and then when you told her to stop whining she would tell you that she was complaining, after which she would say in a really obnoxious and pseudo-upset voice thIs is wHIniNG!

#389 The Satellite

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 07:28 PM

^ Banned cuz that's where the Super Tengen Toppa Giga Drill Break would just end the fight.

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#390 Russ

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 11:17 PM

You're banned because that picture is nearly as awesome as GL.


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