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[Master Maniac]

You're banned because:

Your banning reasons include, but or not limited to: Creating a post containing more than 3 letters, most likely having a mouse on your desk, being within reach of a sheet of paper (used, or not), having been involved in so me kind of sport at some point in your life (yes, kindergarden kickball counts), having some sort of optical input which allows you to read this message, having a keyboard attached to your computer, having more than one working pixel on your computer, having at least one working voicebox, having a limb of some sort attached to your body, posting on a forum board, posting in the font color "Black", having used some sort of BBCode in at least one of your posts at some point in time, having a username, having a username with more than two letters, having a username that contains any of the following ( a number, a consonant, or a vowel), having ever had physical contact with another human being, for being a human being, for being part of some phylum down the line, for knowing what a dog looks like, for having ever seen, smelled, or felt a blade of grass (paintings and web images count), for having ever eaten an edible object, and for breathing. Seriously, it's my air too. Stop wasting it, please.

[Moosh]

You're banned because this post was annoying to write!

[Russ]

You're banned for proving one of MM's list items wrong. However, I broke three. I'll let you figure out which.

[Master Maniac]

You're banned because there is no period in my initials in your post. Not that I really care.

[trudatman]

you are all banned for disregarding your previous bans and coming here to post anyway. is there no honor left in being banned? have you no respect for your banishment?

[Master Maniac]

you are all banned for disregarding your previous bans and coming here to post anyway. is there no honor left in being banned? have you no respect for your banishment?

You're banned because I like being banned. I like it so much I come back here after I'm unbanned to post, so that I may be banned again.

[Moosh]

You're banned because according to the Zelda Wiki:

PureZC was a website that spawned after the creation of Zelda Classic.

According to them, we don't exist anymore apparently...Either that or they just have crappy editors...

[Yapollo]

The following people will not be banned: ...ah forget it, too many people.

Pokemonmaster, you are hereby banned by what little power I possess.

I bet that uUss is going to destroy me in a minute. Well I had a fun time before my banning.

[Russ]

You're banned for completely butchering my name. uUss? Really? *destroys Yapallo*

[trudatman]

you are banned for doing the exact same thing.

[Russ]

You're banned because that was for emphasis.

[Master Maniac]

You're banned for using emphasis.

[Russ]

You're banned because emphasis is good.

[Fabbrizio]

You're banned because I think it would be hilarious if an admin came in here to GENUINELY ban someone. If said person ought to be banned, that is.

[Russ]

You're banned because that would be awesome. "You're banned for breaking the site rules on multiple occasions. Good bye."