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[Mero]

You're banned because you forgot to disable emoticons.

Your banned because emoticons are fun.

Edited by blackbishop89, 14 August 2011 - 05:31 PM.

[SubconsciousEye]

You all are banned because I want pie NOW.

End of Story.

[Soarin]

You guys are banned because I rule above you all.

[SubconsciousEye]

You're banned for confusion.

[Russ]

You're banned for posting too quickly.

[SubconsciousEye]

You're banned because I didn't see you on IRC... Again...

[Mero]

You banned because I can unscramble an egg.

[Cukeman]

You're banned 'cuz I like my eggs scrambled, rescramble it!

[Alestance]

You're banned for
[RECORD SCRATCH]

My name is Marian Doroh, am an accountant at FCMB West Africa. I have a very
important Business Proposal on my desk that will be of immense benefit to both
of us. Although this may be hard for you to believe, we stand to gain 6.2 M
Dollars before the end of August 2011. Please grant me the benefit of doubt and
hear me out. I need you to signify your interest by replying to this email.

Most importantly, I will need you to promise to keep whatever you learn from me
between us even if you decide not to go along with me. I will make more details
available to you on receipt of a positive response from you.
Warm Regards.

[Eppy]

...You're banned, you little e-mail advert freak-show.

[Ica]

yup

yeah, you're banned for that

You are are banned for actually taking your time to stop and check if there was anything written here, resulting in a complete waste of your valuable time. You're welcome.
Just occupying some more space to make the message obvious...
Are you seriously still reading this!? Gez, go read some calssic literature.

Edited by Ica44, 14 August 2011 - 08:45 PM.

[SubconsciousEye]

You're banned for invisible text.

[Russ]

Do I even need to say why you're banned? :B

[Alestance]

[ Hello. Do help yourself to some candy. My bowl is as endless as my compassion as a host. Do sit down and relax. There is no need to attempt to hide the nervous look on your face from a man whom cannot and need not see. I am omniscient after all!

Now you must be wondering why I assembled you. I'm afraid however, that there is no beating around this one. You see? I have to let you go. You're fired. Banned from the labor you were supposed to be, and I quote "The best at."

You were once the best, I won't lie, I never lie. However, your replacement has finally reached maturity, and I have sent for their arrival. They should be here any moment. As for you? I am afraid that, as per your contract, termination from this establishment means something more... lethal. ]

[Russ]

You're banned for referencing Homestuck, which I cannot force myself to plow through.