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#271 Mero

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 05:30 PM

QUOTE(Eppy @ Aug 14 2011, 01:50 PM) View Post

You're banned because you forgot to disable emoticons.


Your banned because emoticons are fun. icon_smile.gif

Edited by blackbishop89, 14 August 2011 - 05:31 PM.


#272 SubconsciousEye

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 05:33 PM

You all are banned because I want pie NOW.

End of Story.

#273 Soarin

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 05:48 PM

You guys are banned because I rule above you all.

#274 SubconsciousEye

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 05:48 PM

You're banned for confusion.

#275 Russ

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 05:49 PM

You're banned for posting too quickly.

#276 SubconsciousEye

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 05:50 PM

You're banned because I didn't see you on IRC... Again...

#277 Mero

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 06:04 PM

You banned because I can unscramble an egg.

#278 Cukeman

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 06:14 PM

You're banned 'cuz I like my eggs scrambled, rescramble it!

#279 Alestance

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 06:44 PM

You're banned for
[RECORD SCRATCH]

My name is Marian Doroh, am an accountant at FCMB West Africa. I have a very
important Business Proposal on my desk that will be of immense benefit to both
of us. Although this may be hard for you to believe, we stand to gain 6.2 M
Dollars before the end of August 2011. Please grant me the benefit of doubt and
hear me out. I need you to signify your interest by replying to this email.

Most importantly, I will need you to promise to keep whatever you learn from me
between us even if you decide not to go along with me. I will make more details
available to you on receipt of a positive response from you.
Warm Regards.

#280 Eppy

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 07:18 PM

...You're banned, you little e-mail advert freak-show.

#281 Ica

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 08:43 PM

yup

yeah, you're banned for that

You are are banned for actually taking your time to stop and check if there was anything written here, resulting in a complete waste of your valuable time. You're welcome.
Just occupying some more space to make the message obvious...
Are you seriously still reading this!? Gez, go read some calssic literature.

Edited by Ica44, 14 August 2011 - 08:45 PM.


#282 SubconsciousEye

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 08:48 PM

You're banned for invisible text.

#283 Russ

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 11:25 PM

Do I even need to say why you're banned? :B

#284 Alestance

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 02:41 AM

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[ Hello. Do help yourself to some candy. My bowl is as endless as my compassion as a host. Do sit down and relax. There is no need to attempt to hide the nervous look on your face from a man whom cannot and need not see. I am omniscient after all!

Now you must be wondering why I assembled you. I'm afraid however, that there is no beating around this one. You see? I have to let you go. You're fired. Banned from the labor you were supposed to be, and I quote "The best at."

You were once the best, I won't lie, I never lie. However, your replacement has finally reached maturity, and I have sent for their arrival. They should be here any moment. As for you? I am afraid that, as per your contract, termination from this establishment means something more... lethal.
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#285 Russ

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 03:02 AM

You're banned for referencing Homestuck, which I cannot force myself to plow through.


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