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[Fabbrizio]

You're banned for using a clock where the hour 0 is represented by twelve. Seriously, I don't get how you can be into the next day and still be counting up from yesterday's hour numbers.

That's like saying "what book of harry potter are you on?" "I'm on book 8" "but there are only 7 books" "I know. I finished reading the seven and now I'm reading an 8th book, 'When the Sleeper Wakes' by HG Wells".

You may be on an 8th book, but it's not Harry Potter any more, so you should call it book 1. You start over when it changes.

Edited by PowerGauntlets, 13 August 2011 - 10:35 PM.

[SubconsciousEye]

You're banned for talking about Harry Potter.

[Fabbrizio]

You're banned because I used it as an example. That's not talking about it.

You're also banned because Harry Potter was *moderately* freaking amazing and epic as hell.

[Russ]

You're banned because that is a bit of an understatement.

[Cukeman]

You're banned because I only saw the last Harry Potter movie (such and such Part 2), and got bored watching it.

[Fabbrizio]

You're banned because you should have expected that would happen. I mean frick, who starts with the last movie, seriously. Of course it'll bore you if you have no clue what's going on.

You're also banned because the books were so much better, except for the third, which is probably my favorite movie of them all.

Edited by PowerGauntlets, 13 August 2011 - 11:05 PM.

[Russ]

You're banned because I don't agree with that, the movie ruined the demontors and the kiss.

[Fabbrizio]

You're banned because that didn't stop it from being insanely well written and directed for the most part. I mean the filmography and re-designed sets were awesome.

[Russ]

You're banned because I'll give you that, they are awesome.

[Alestance]

You're banned because

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[Russ]

You're banned because I get the feeling you're just pasting spam emails in here.

[Alestance]

You're banned because
[Record scratch]

Dear Beneficiary:

Take notice that based on the United Nation Organiziation, inauguration of
this committee which extended to all countries in the world. which combined
with the United Nation Anti-Crime Commission to alleviate and redeem the
image and past wounds of our dear citizens and foreign firms who were duped,
defrauded, scammed and abandoned by some impostors who indiscriminately use
the name of God, Office of Governors, Presidency, Banks etc to slight down
our dignities to international communities.


Meanwhile, we have a committee whose duties are to re-commend genuine
contractors, loan bidders, next of kin (inheritance payment), and foreign firms
who have completed all the UK Government normal payment requirements but
abandoned due to take over some sacked officials who take Government papers
to collect money and leave the beneficiary half way. In our inauguration,
the Government advised us that we must scrutinize all companies, Banks and
Security Company for payment; which we have found your full entitlement valid
among other approvals.

We also have endorsed your payment to Harolds Bank to release your fund to
you without prejudice, and will need a confirmation of all your
communication until you finally receive your funds so as to investigate more, to find
out more facts on this issues, it will be well appreciated if you can
provide us some vital information on how you have been scammed or the delay in
paying out your outstanding fund to you.

The (UNO) is using this opportunity to compensate the entire victim who
have been scammed, also to those who have not been notified about there over
due payment, cause by the inadequate agent involve. So you are advice to
contact Mr. Peter Mcclain for the release of your fund, and the Amount is
700,000.00GBP (Seven Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds).



Contact Information for

Contact Person.. PETER MCCLAIN


Phone Number: [CONTENT REMOVED]


E-mail: [CONTENT REMOVED]




You are advice to fill in the following, and send to Mr. PETER MCCLAIN
immediately to his direct contact email.


Your Name in Full:
Your Home Address:
Age:
Sex
Country:
State:
Telephone number:
Identification (please attach drivers licenses, passport)



As soon he receives your data, he will commence immediately with the
processing of paying you your compensation fund.

Thanks for your co-operations yours faithfully

[Russ]

You're banned for removing the contact info. Sounds legit enough, and I want money.

[Alestance]

You're banned because
[RECORD SCRATCH]

I am Mr. Tunji Elvis. a computer scientist working with central bank of Nigeria.I just started work with C.B.N. and I came across your file which was marked X and your released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and but the fund was not released to you.


The most annoying thing is that they won't tell you the truth that on no account will they ever release the fund to you,instead they allow you spend money unnecessarily,I do not intend to work here all the days of my life, I can release this fund to you if you can certify me of my security.


I needed to do this because you need to know the statues of your Funds and cause for the delay,Please this is like a Mafia setting in Nigeria, you may not understand it because you are not a Nigerian.


The only thing needed to release this fund is the Anti drug/terrorist clearance certificate which will be tendered to any of your nominated bank and the INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE(IRS)for clearance of the transfered amount in your account.


Once the Anti drug /terrorist clearance certificate is obtained funds will immediately reflect in your bank within 10 Minutes,the certificate is all that is needed to complete this transaction.


Note that the actual funds is valued at 15.5 MILLION US Dollars and the president made a compensation fund release for all unpaid beneficiary valued at 10 million us dollars.
Listed below are the mafia's and banks behind the non release of your funds that i managed to sneak out for your kind persual.


1) Prof. Charles soludo
2) Senator David Mark
3) Chief Joseph Sanusi
4) Dr. R. Rasheed
5) Barrister Awele Ugorji
6) Mr Roland Ngwa
7) Barrister Ucheuzo Williams
Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Obi
9) Dr. Patrick Aziza
Deputy Governor - Policy / Board Member
10) Mr. Tunde Lemo
Deputy Governor - Financial Sector Surveillance / Board Member
11) Mrs. W. D. A. Mshelia
Deputy Governor - Corporate Services / Board Members
12) Mrs. Okonjo Iweala
13) Mrs. Rita Ekwesili
14) Barr Jacob Onyema
15) Dr. Godwin Oboh: Director Union Bank Of Nigeria.
16) Mr John Collins: Global Diplomat Director.
17) Foreign fund diplomatic courier
18) Barr. Becky Owens
19)Rev. Steven Jones
20) bank of Africa
21)Mrs. Debbie Hargrove
22)Mr. Micheal Wagner
23)Barr. Isa Farid
24)Dr. Raymond Faye
25)Ibraheem Fashola
26)Dr. Leslie Fawaz
27)Mercy Fajaroo
28)Walter K. Falana
29)Azeez Fatou
30)Ibrahim Fabumi
31)Daniel Faras
32)Micheal Faras
33)Minassa Fernandez
34)Viresh Fernando
35)Deacon Diende Fernandez
36)Ben Felix
37)Dr. Ige Femi
38)Chen Hsiu Fei
39)Gloria Festus
40)Lopez Fernando
41)Aloye Fidelis
42)Augusto Fish
43)Dr. Raymond Fingesi
44)Dr. Martin Fibu
45)Joseph Finn
46)Ogom Fidelis
47)Jennifer H. Fiedler
48)Dr. Jimmy Fowler
49)Robert Fortin
50)Dr. Sharon Forrest
51)Prince Michael Fofano
52)Sarah Fofano
53)Tony Foster
54)Dr. Koman Fofar
55)Samuel Fona
56)Grace Fona
57)Funmi Folorunso
58)Mike Franklin
59)Egbo Francois
60)George Freeman
61)Senator Jude Fred
62)Paul Frank
63)Dr. Francis Fregere
64)Walter Freer
65)Olu-Segun Fredrick
66)Justice Philip Francis
67)Raul Franco
68)Desmond Fred
69)Madu Frank
70)Rita Frank
71)Godwin Frank
72)Dr. J. Frances
73)Frank Francis
74)Derrick Frans
75)Kingsley Fred
76)Dr. Carlos Frederico
77)Dr Ola Funmilowo
78)Alan Fumbi
79)Vincent Fuso
80)Dr. John Fugar
81)William Funsho
82)Michael Funsho
83)Shahla Ghasemi
84)Ali-Reza Ghasemi
85)Martins Gambari
86)Jim Gallo
87)Paulo Gato
88)Ben Gafhar
89)Byron Gate
90)Arthur Gai
91)Shinder Gangar
92)Lopez Garvin
93)Abdul Gafah
94)Dr. Rufus Gaba
95)Alhaji Garba
96)Dr. Frank Gani
97)Brigadier Williams Gal
98)Egonna Duru Gal
99)Lucky Garbi
100)Sadique Gadaffi
101)Federick Ike Ganziri
102)Dr. Dennis Gavey
103)Jose Sanchez Garcia
104)Ahmed Gana
105)Jose A. Garcia
106)Major Archie Gates
107)Bavolleni Gallilo
108)Musa Galadima
109)Shehu Galadima
110)Barr. Imam Galadima
111)Barr. Jerry Galadima
112)Mustapha Gambo
113)Dr. Isah Gambo
114)Usman Gambo
115)Engr. Isaac Garuba
116)Alhani Azeez Garuba
117)Engr. Sule Garuba
118)Idris Garuba
119)Mustaph Garuba
120) ADB Bank Ouagadougou Burkinafaso
121) FSA UK
122) NATWEST BANK
123) ECO Bank
124) Credit Bank


Do get in touch with me immediately with my direct number [CONTACT REMOVED] to conclude this final transaction immediately, and also send to me your convenient tel/fax numbers for easy communications.


Regards,
Mr. Tunji Elvis.

[Eppy]

Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Obi

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