Kirby Superstar
I was told this was one game, apparently it's eight? I don't want to play all that!
1/8
Posted 23 October 2022 - 04:03 PM
Kirby Superstar
I was told this was one game, apparently it's eight? I don't want to play all that!
1/8
Posted 03 November 2022 - 09:32 PM
Battletoads
On co-op mode, we can't get past the crater because we keep killing each other with wrecking balls.
2/10
Posted 06 November 2022 - 09:19 AM
NieR: Automata
Why do I have to play as the goth girl when I could play as the super-hot phallic enemy robots?
3/10
Posted 10 November 2022 - 11:39 AM
Bayonetta
Too degrading for anyone with moral sensibilities.
2/10 (people who had no moral sensibilities)
Posted 21 November 2022 - 02:23 PM
Just Dance
I distinctly remember the game having a menu. Which, uh, is more than just dancing, isn't it?
14/2023
Posted 21 November 2022 - 03:00 PM
Wheel of Fortune
No matter how good you are, you can still lose. No matter how bad you are, you can still win.
Bankrupt/10,000
Posted 23 November 2022 - 11:43 AM
Donkey Konga
It has every musical style except conga!
0/10
Posted 24 November 2022 - 04:51 PM
Super Mario Galaxy
It's all right, but I wish you could ride Yoshi.
2/10
Posted 02 December 2022 - 02:25 PM
(American) Football
The ball is not usually handled with your foot, and the ball is not round.
0/7
Posted 05 December 2022 - 11:44 AM
Jenga
That tower clearly does not meet full health and safety regulations
0/10
Posted 10 December 2022 - 01:37 PM
Duck Hunt
Dogs don't help you win the game. They just confirm your degree of success.
5/10 game over
Posted 08 January 2023 - 08:43 AM
Super Mario Galaxy 2
It's ok, but I feel like Yoshi is a bit much
1/10
Posted 21 January 2023 - 07:22 AM
TMNT: The Cowabunga Collection
This is not a collection of cowabungas. I don't even know what a cowabunga is!
0/10 cowabungas
Posted 11 October 2023 - 08:36 AM
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
I mean, it's good, but I really wish we'd kept the weapon durability system from the first one. And cryonis, too, that one was great.
Posted 02 December 2023 - 06:51 PM
Pokémon Gold
Melted my cartridge down, but the jeweler didn't give me any cash for it.
0/49
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