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[klop422]

You get three in the bush. Good roll!

 

I roll sex and drugs

[Nathaniel]

You get those two and a bonus: Rock and roll!

 

I roll a community chest card.

[klop422]

Sorry, what was that?

Here's a card that'll let you into a community chess competition.

 

I roll the Queen

[Nathaniel]

You draw the Queen of Diamonds.  She may be charming and pretty, but she will break your heart and leave you in the poor house.

 

I roll a deuce.

[klop422]

You get a moose

 

I roll a rhyme

[Nathaniel]

You get thyme.

 

I roll a Sasquatch.

[klop422]

You meet an angry little monkey in a little wood at the end of the street.

 

I roll William Shakespeare

[Nathaniel]

You get thee to a nunnery!

 

I roll the Periodic Table of Elements.

[klop422]

You get a bunch of lumps of stuff, some of which explode, some of which break down, and some of which just sit there.

 

I role Babar the elephant

[Nathaniel]

Fails to bless the rains down in Africa.

 

I roll China.

[klop422]

You lose your free speech

 

I roll a contrarian

[Nathaniel]

You open the door for all of us.

 

I roll betamax.

[klop422]

Nobody can watch you anymore.

 

I roll an argument clinic

[Nathaniel]

This is not an argument.

 

I roll a dead parrot.

[klop422]

You're not pining, you've passed on. You are no more. You have ceased to be. You have expired and gone to meet your maker. You're a stiff. Bereft of life, you rest in peace. If you'd hadn't been nailed to a perch you'd be pushing up the daisies. Your metabolic processes are now history. You're off the twig. You've kicked the bucket. You've shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible. You are an ex-parrot.

 

I roll a slug