193 replies to this topic

[Cukeman]

You are now a certified proctologist.

 

I roll a spinach & cheese casserole.

[Demonlink]

Thanks, gave me diarrhea. 

 

I roll the Infinity Gauntlet. 

[Cukeman]

All it does in infinitely slap someone in the face.

 

I roll a Cadillac.

[Lightwulf]

You accidentally crash it into a Mercedes-Benz.  Lose 1 turn.

 

I roll the Animaniacs (Yakko, Wakko and Dot).

[Deedee]

Helllllloooooo, Nurse!

I roll (4x^2+9x+5)/((x-3)(x-5)), where x is equal to 3.

[klop422]

You get nothing, because the rules for that side are undefined.

 

I roll a sausage roll

[Lightwulf]

A greedy pig runs up and gobbles all the sausages, leaving you only one and a half sausages left.  Bon appetite!

 

I roll a Pacman.

[Cukeman]

You connect the dots.

 

I roll chocolate.

[Demonlink]

 

I roll a lizard.

[Kivitoe]

A million lizards infest your house, and eat all of your cookies.

 

I roll Amy Rose 3.

[Cukeman]

It didn't release. Roll again.

 

I roll a berry.

[Lightwulf]

Pacman eats the berry an gains 200 points.  Advance 2 spaces.

 

I roll John Doe.

Edited by Lightwulf, 08 April 2018 - 02:34 AM.

[Kivitoe]

A guy with the most generic name in history comes to your house.

I roll a $20 smartphone.

[Deedee]

You get a microsoft phone with forced updates and win 10 preinstalled.

I roll a John Wick.

[Cukeman]

You get a haircut.

 

I roll a leg lamp.