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#1 Nathaniel

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Posted 29 September 2007 - 01:00 PM

The previous poster creates about half a quote, which could be either made up or the first part of a well known quote, but you must finish/corrupt it in a humorous way. Then you must give the first half of a new quote.

Sample:

Post 1: A bird in the hand....

Post 2: is worth two on my plate.

(new first half of quote)


Okay, I will start...

An apple a day...


#2 Majora

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Posted 29 September 2007 - 01:03 PM

... keeps the Bus driver away

The pen is mightier than...

#3 Nathaniel

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Posted 29 September 2007 - 01:09 PM

...a ninja on a sunny day.

Eastmost Peninsula is...

#4 Linkus

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Posted 29 September 2007 - 01:20 PM

...Link's pants.

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#5 Nathaniel

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Posted 29 September 2007 - 02:17 PM

...tell him to look for fishnets.

You can lead a horse to water but...

#6 Alestance

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Posted 29 September 2007 - 02:34 PM

...You can't lead it to China.

A man with one watch knows what time it is; A man with two watches...

Edited by Master_of_Power, 29 September 2007 - 02:36 PM.


#7 Feenicks

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Posted 29 September 2007 - 03:16 PM

...tries to look at both at the same time and ends up falling down 10 flights of stairs.

It's a secret to...

#8 The Satellite

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Posted 29 September 2007 - 03:24 PM

... ur mom. icon_eek.gif

Zelda is your... (oh wait that can't really be finished)

May the way of the Hero lead to the...

#9 Linkus

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Posted 29 September 2007 - 03:34 PM

...fire exit.

If you don't succeed,... (cliche, I know)

#10 Migokalle

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Posted 29 September 2007 - 03:56 PM

you fail!

I am your

#11 The Satellite

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Posted 29 September 2007 - 04:15 PM

... brother's father's uncle's nephew's wife's son.

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the...

#12 Majora

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Posted 29 September 2007 - 04:19 PM

... flea


Two birds....

#13 Fuzzyman

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Posted 29 September 2007 - 05:11 PM

...are meaningless when you can have an army of them.

Four score and Six years ago...



#14 The Satellite

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Posted 29 September 2007 - 05:11 PM

... Somebody set up us the bomb.

ALL YOUR BASE...

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Posted 29 September 2007 - 05:13 PM

belong to EMPIREEARTHMASTER31192.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle...

Edited by fuzzyman, 29 September 2007 - 05:14 PM.



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