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#1 DeSimpleton

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 10:39 PM

Ok so I'm on my way to the hospital right now, my heart recently made some unknown cracking noises in my chest bone, my neck is in pain, so is my chest, it hurts to breath sometimes, and my heart is beating weirdly, and it hurts to laugh.

what

the

hell

is

wrong

with 

me

(I'm in a uber)

((This isn't a shitpost or troll, this is real and I'm freaking out a bit))


Edited by DeSimpleton, 04 April 2019 - 10:43 PM.


#2 nicklegends

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 10:41 PM

I think you're going to get a better answer from the hospital than this forum.
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#3 DeSimpleton

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 10:42 PM

I think you're going to get a better answer from the hospital than this forum.

I was asking here since most people here are adults over the age of 25+, I am curious a bit



#4 Russ

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Posted 05 April 2019 - 07:42 AM

I could offer an educated guess based on symptoms, but really, any differential diagnosis needs physical exam findings to back it up, and given your symptoms, imaging is probably gonna be obtained as well. There's quite a few things that could be going on, especially with the symptoms you mentioned in your other thread, so I think it's best that you let the ER physician tell you what's going on, rather than a medical student try to diagnose you across the internet.

Do let us know what's going on when you find out though. We're hoping it's nothing serious of course, and I have to admit being fairly curious myself.
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#5 chorkle

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Posted 05 April 2019 - 11:16 AM

Sounds like a bruised or fractured ribs but I'm not a doctor.

 

Let them do their diagnosis.


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#6 Chris Miller

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Posted 05 April 2019 - 02:58 PM

Definitely an anal fissure.


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#7 Dark Ice Dragon

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Posted 10 April 2019 - 02:33 PM

Sounds like a bruised or fractured ribs but I'm not a doctor.

 

Let them do their diagnosis.

 

that right,  you're at the hospital and you have to hear what the doctors say, and i think too that are ribs.

The sound from your heart may be simply caused by tachycardia caused by the very stressfull sitution ( is normal since you don't know  what is happening to you ) and  don't come directly from the heart  but from the fractured ribs



#8 peteandwally

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Posted 10 April 2019 - 07:54 PM

Collapsed lung? It just happens sometimes, especially if you're skinny. Hope you're doing okay, man.



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Posted 10 April 2019 - 08:44 PM

Sounds like brain worms. Drink a glass of kelp - It's not for you, it's for the worms. Also coffee, if you have any used coffee grounds. They like that.


[edit] (Is this actually a serious post by a guy that has posted only 11 times? If so, then I'm guessing infection, fluid in the lungs, cracked rib. ..Also he posted it last week sooo....)

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Posted 11 April 2019 - 03:11 AM

[edit] (Is this actually a serious post by a guy that has posted only 11 times? If so, then I'm guessing infection, fluid in the lungs, cracked rib. ..Also he posted it last week sooo....)

Guess he didn't make it...



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Posted 11 April 2019 - 07:24 AM

You took an uber to the hospital? You know they have ambulances, right?

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Posted 14 April 2019 - 07:06 PM

 

You took an uber to the hospital? You know they have ambulances, right?
 

 

UberEmergency costs $3,000 now and the driver goes, 'weeeooooweeeeooooweeeeoooo' the whole time


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#13 Dark Ice Dragon

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 03:25 PM

UberEmergency costs $3,000 now and the driver goes, 'weeeooooweeeeooooweeeeoooo' the whole time

 

....is better die, in this specific case, just kidding of course


Edited by Dark Ice Dragon, 15 April 2019 - 03:27 PM.

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Posted 03 November 2019 - 04:53 PM

was this guy ever heard from again


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Posted 04 November 2019 - 07:36 AM

he got banned for trying to hack the site and compromise people's passwords, not sure about the state of his pulmonary embolism though


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