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#1 Aslion

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Posted 09 January 2011 - 09:04 AM

HEY YOU
DO YOU LIKE LO-FI, ELECTRONIC, NOISE MUSIC?
we didn't think so icon_frown.gif

But anyway this is mine and Ironfist's new "band" that we started last night. Have a free album that we made in a single night icon_biggrin.gif

PARANOID JUMBOTRON
the first album
~already done~

Download: http://www.exclam-na...20Jumbotron.zip

Track List:
1. Watching Two Gazelles Havin' Sex In Mississippi
2. Texas is Full of Goats
3. On Ironic Bigotry
4. Your Computer May Have Errors
5. Dystopia Utopia, Vulva
6. Drugs II: Livewire
7. Sew (_$
8. Duck Handjob
9. Drugs
10. Canned Ugli Not Taking S*it
11. Vaseline Babies
12. The Token French Guy
13. I F*cked Dial Up So Hard That Morgan Freeman Came Out (feat. Tokyo Gore Police)

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ps there's some swearing and whatnot once in a while live with it or something

All music posted in this thread is © Big Scary Orderlies``

Edited by Lithium, 17 May 2011 - 07:25 PM.


#2 Aslion

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Posted 10 January 2011 - 04:16 PM

So uh we did another album of "quality" "music" this morning.

ADDRESS OF A WORKING MAN
the second album
~already done~

Download: http://www.exclam-na.....rking Man.zip

~49 MEgAmaBitEs
Fifty-three point six minutes

Track List:

1. Aurora Cacophony (5:08 )
2. Hungry Hungary Haberdashers (2:46)
3. Klaus is a Transvestite (feat. Tokyo Gore Police) (3:19)
4. Fox Paz (2:16)
5. He Has V. Bad Dental... Lan Harper (feat. Captain Older Womens League) (3:21)
6. A Dungeon Song (2:59)
7. Religious Views Colon Obama (2:35)
8. The Fun New Way to Discover the Gay World (feat. Captain Older Womens League) (2:07)
9. Camcorder c***s (5:45)
10. Kitten Breathts (A Tribute to KISS) (feat. Captain Older Womens League) (7:37)
11. The Whirlpool That Murdered Your Parents (2:48 )
12. 74yyYYyyyyYy__---++++++++ (13:06)

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Edited by Lithium, 11 March 2011 - 10:37 PM.


#3 Aslion

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 10:33 PM

AWARDWINNING SALSACOMPANY
the third albummmmm
"wow it took them longer than a day"

Download: http://www.exclam-na...alsacompany.zip

~40 """MEGA BYTES""" wow
runs for 43.8 of a certain time measurement

Track List:

1. Is It Wrong To Love A Furnace (2:44)
2. Mazzachuzettz (2:00)
3. Her Portrait Bled Compassion (Un Symphonie Dans le Bruit) (3:23)
4. The Kaleidoscopic Transoceanic Fascistic Rainbow Power Trip (4:32)
5. Static Asshole with His Friends (2:41)
6. We've Done That Too Much (3:46)
7. Spanyard Carnivale (2:25)
8. Photo Jan 12, 2:52:39 AM: I Imported My Job Resume Into Audacity (4:23)
9. Lazy Man's Shoveling Tactics (3:40)
10. Marxist Queer Theory (1:29)
11. You Should Come To Our Party So We Can Throw You Down An Elevator Chute (3:27)
12. Hello, Apteryx (Drool Fuel) (5:22)
13. El Ranchero Narnia/Eatin' Jesus (3:04.5)

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#4 Aslion

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Posted 05 February 2011 - 07:10 PM

Some new releases!!!

Horribly Resized Stock Image of a Lemon
Album 4

(also this album is actually kinda good like especially for BSO and if you're judge us off of Paranoid Jumbotron or something you should give this a shot~)

Download: http://www.exclam-na...O - HRSIOAL.zip
~45MB
49.2 minutes

Track List:

1. Intro (Brain Aneurysm Inducing Loop) (0:55)
2. Feral Geese and Aretha Franklin (2:38)
3. Clown Sex (Why It Happens and Its Role in Society) (5:17)
4. Young Dumb Sea Space (4:33)
5. Your Parents Never Loved You, But Pirates Did (Hopefully Something With Pirates) (2:41)
6. Get Out of Town! (6:20)
7. The Fire Hydrants are Attacking (6:43)
8. Drinking Song (3:41)
9. Notch Spends All His Money on Hookers and Ostrich Eggs (2:19)
10. Jake Gyllenhaal (3:30)
11. Secret Brother From the Future (3:06)
12. Rite of the Limes (4:04)
13. It Is Incredibly Hard To Make Music Without a Horse (3:37)

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aaaaaand

100% Real Album
Bootleg / Compilation

15 songs that didn't meet the quality standards of BSO
it's that bad icon_smile.gif
Really it's like remixes/covers/rough versions of other songs, it's not too bad.

Download: http://www.exclam-na..... Orderlys.zip

Track List:

1. A Tribute to The Smiths (4:48)
2. Beercan (Beck Remix) (3:46)
3. The Children (1:11)
4. Drinking A Song (4:40)
5. Drug 2: Living Wires (3:02)
6. Elderly Wasteland (2:37)
7. "Heroes" Beach Boys Edit (1:34)
8. Hey, Arnold (Drool Fuel) (5:08)
9. I'm Not Spanish (4:23)
10. Jake Gayllenhaal (5:57)
11. The Jingoism Overture (3:12)
12. Mark's Queer Theory (1:44)
13. Precious Beautiful Limes (4:14)
14. Straight Outta Compton (3:43)
15. We Haven't Done That Enough (3:40)

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#5 Mitchfork

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Posted 06 February 2011 - 02:42 AM

Your music is awesome Lithium. I was especially moved by "Kitten Breathts (A Tribute to KISS) (feat. Captain Older Womens League);" I found the existential debate between the kitten and Ironfist extraordinarily thoughtful and definitely a step forward in the gay rights debate in America. Well done.

#6 Aslion

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Posted 06 February 2011 - 06:13 PM

TEACHER/BIKER EXTRAORDINAIRE
a new EP

Download: http://sl.exaltedleg...raordinaire.zip
20 or so minutes and a few megabytes i dont know

Track List: (ps you have to download the whole thing, there's a super special surprise)

1. Let's Cut Our Hair In Accordance to the Socialist Lifestyle (2:34)
2. I Don't Approve (1:14)
3. FutURe SONg (2:13)
4. Pattern Ticks (2:02)
5. Cake Batter Democracy (2:42)
6. That's Almost a F*cking Anti-Christ Deluxe, With Horns and Skeletons Streaming Out of His F*cking Analkanal (9:14)
7. I Am Jesus (feat. Jesus) (0:41)

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#7 Taco Chopper

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Posted 07 February 2011 - 06:51 AM

Horribly Resized Stock Image of a Lemon is their best yet. If I was in Allmusic I would give it the AMG Album Pick.

#8 Marco

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 12:05 AM

Good stuff. They should play this in elevators, and grocery chain stores.

#9 Rambly

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 08:04 PM

Hi I'm not Lithium but that doesn't matter 'cause today, you're going to be experiencing a new Big SCaRY ORDERLIES album!!!!

BIG SCARY ORDERLIES PRESENT
UP WITH THE DIMENSIONS
THE 5TH ALBUM

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Track Listing:
1. Hallo, dies ist eine Komposition vorgibt, Deutscher zu sein! (3:40)
2. Atomic Radio Winter (2:59)
3. You're A Cannibal (Shame on You!) (2:27)
4. Music To Bathe To (2:35)
5. Tabriz Petrochemical Cycling Team (2:51)
6. I'm Having a Stork and Am In the Middle of Nowhere (2:48)
7. The Zucchini is an Immature Fruit (2:26)
8. Thank God (I Am Not Going To Cry) (3:25)
9. I Dedicate This Horrible Mashup of Samples to Jah Wobble (0:56)
10. Democratic Republic of the Congo Propaganda Department (2:25)
11. Beating Like A Techno Rabbit (3:07)
12. Icelandic Mythology (With Ponies) (3:43)
13. President Obama's Gay Duck Agenda (2:41)
14. I Will Shoot Energy Beams at the Moon So That It Will Become a Martyr For Our Love (2:13)
15. There's No Life Like Life on Fire (4:07)
TOTAL LENGTH: 42:55


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#10 Aslion

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 03:47 AM

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#11 Sheik

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 06:02 AM

It's weird and I don't think it sounds very good. And I like it. Cool stuff, thumbs up.

#12 Professor Bedwetter

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 10:45 PM

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#13 Aslion

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 09:05 PM

know what we haven't done in A WHILE
had A RELEASE

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
YOUR WAIT IS ABOUT TO PAY OFF (hadsvf like anybody was waiting)

Duke Ellington, Save Humanity!
A TWO DISC DOUBLE FUN ADVENTURE

Onejazz

1. Introduction :24
2. I Got Tiger Blood Man 3:37
3. Piso Mojado 3:55
4. Get to Party Town 4:19
5. Spooners 4 3:48
6. Subdepressed Gumshoe 3:36
7. 6:2Imperialarmy 2:48
8. Intro (French Jizz, Democracy is a Joke) 2:16
9. The Joke Is A Joke... What 3:28
10. Barefoot Spree 4:52
11. ; 4:12

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Twonoise

1. A Dry Place in the Sky 2:36
2. A Tribute to Prit Stik 4:24
3. Flying Swallow (A Porn Aerosexual's Confession) 1:50
4. Dishrag Love Blues (Autotune Lube) ("a social criticism of bad music") 3:07
5. We Were On The Streets In The Real Hardcore Hip-Hop Scene And There You Couldn’t Be A Beastie Boy 2:40
6. Six Months in a Leaky Castle With You is Too Much For Me 3:14
7. Special French Allergies Which Can Affect Your Children (And Probably Will) 2:14
8. s***nstill 2:57
9. Tokyo Tapwater 2:10
10. You Went Pay Rent All Spent Get Bent I Meant "7:44"

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#14 sigtau

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 02:57 PM

I don't get high. This music made me think I was.

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#15 Geoffrey

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Posted 18 April 2011 - 09:59 AM

It's so weird that you might actually have something here.


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