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#1 Cukeman

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Posted 24 December 2017 - 12:26 PM

Rules
You are the judge. The post above you declares the crime. You decide the sentence and introduce a new crime.

I'll start:
 


Bobby's bicycle was stolen.


(Sentence) 
Thief is sentenced to life in iron boots.

(New crime)
Jimmy's last Cheeto was eaten right in front of his very eyes.


Edited by Nathaniel, 08 March 2019 - 10:16 AM.


#2 Nathaniel

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Posted 08 March 2019 - 10:15 AM

Sentence: Blow cheese powder in the culprit's eyes.

 

Crime: Miss Scarlet did the murder with the revolver in the dining room.



#3 Twilight Hero

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Posted 16 March 2021 - 07:56 PM

Sentence: Miss Scarlet is sentenced to life in Zelda 1's Level 9

 

Crime: Bob praised Zelda's Adventure and Hated on Ocarina of Time


Edited by Twilight Hero, 16 March 2021 - 07:57 PM.


#4 klop422

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Posted 22 March 2021 - 11:01 AM

Sentence: Bob now has to live in Ocarina of Time, but carrying all the items you get in Zelda's Adventure.

 

Crime: Artur took a sword out of a sword meant for Arthur, and is wrongfully crowned King of Camelot



#5 Nathaniel

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Posted 02 July 2021 - 08:28 AM

Sentence: Artur is sentenced to death by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

 

Crime: Ronald ate the canned salmon.



#6 klop422

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Posted 16 August 2021 - 03:17 PM

Sentence: Ronald is transformed into Ronald McDonald (origin story?) and forced to eat fillet-o-fishes and nothing else for the rest of his life.

 

Crime: I might have accidentally contributed to international terrorism by selling bombs to a guy who came to my doorstep.



#7 Nathaniel

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Posted 23 August 2021 - 01:00 PM

Sentence: After selling more bombs to Link, you forever disappear from the game.

 

Crime: I spilled some milk.



#8 klop422

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Posted 19 September 2021 - 11:16 AM

Sentence: You must stand above it and cry.

 

Crime: I forgot what word describes a set of words that is complete in itself, typically containing a subject and predicate, conveying a statement, question, exclamation, or command, and consisting of a main clause and sometimes one or more subordinate clauses.



#9 Nathaniel

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Posted 19 September 2021 - 03:42 PM

Sentence: The agony of not knowing the answer.

 

Crime: I stole someone's sweet roll.



#10 klop422

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Posted 28 December 2021 - 09:03 AM

Sentence: you're forced to roll around in a vat of melted honey

 

Crime: I spent too long procrastinating




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