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#181 Nathaniel

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Posted 07 July 2021 - 10:29 PM

Friday the 13th - The Game (NES Version)

 

The black counselor moves slow.

 

5/13

 

(However, there are plenty of good reasons to give this game a low rating.)



#182 FieryBirdyThing

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Posted 17 July 2021 - 06:43 AM

Banjo-Kazooie

 

Fuels paranoia by putting goggly eyes on pretty much everything.

 

2 goggly eyes out of 5

 

(I was going to make goggly eyes in this post to extend the joke, but all my attempts ended up looking like something else. You have been spared the goggly eyes.)



#183 Nathaniel

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Posted 25 July 2021 - 01:23 PM

The Legend of Zelda

 

Because of capitalism, magic shields are not affordable to the heroes who don't wish to earn one.  They literally can't even.

 

0 rupees out of 255



#184 klop422

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Posted 16 August 2021 - 03:19 PM

Super Monkey Ball

 

I dunno, that name sounds pretty dirty. I bet this is a bestiality game.

 

8/10



#185 FieryBirdyThing

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Posted 19 September 2021 - 08:31 AM

Super Mario Maker

 

Nintendo got lazy and just said 'here, you want a new Mario game so badly, you make it!'

 

3/10 (of my uploaded levels actually stayed up for more than a week)



#186 klop422

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Posted 19 September 2021 - 11:35 AM

Dragon Quest XI

 

I'm a little burnt out from RPGs right now

 

3/11



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Posted 19 September 2021 - 03:53 PM

Donkey Kong

 

Women are supposed to shatter the glass ceiling themselves, not be carried by a giant ape up a ladder to do it for them!

 

0/3



#188 FieryBirdyThing

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Posted 29 September 2021 - 02:40 PM

Maneater

 

At no point does the shark get a frickin' laser beam on its head! And I thought every creature deserved a warm meal.

 

0 cooked meals out of 5



#189 klop422

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Posted 28 December 2021 - 09:07 AM

Steins;Gate

 

Gameplay suck, all I do is read and listen.

 

130/205



#190 FieryBirdyThing

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Posted 04 January 2022 - 12:01 PM

Star Fox 64

 

Memes have ruined it.

 

I'd give it 1 barrel roll out of 5, but a wolf won't let me do that.



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Posted 05 January 2022 - 11:48 AM

Age of Empires

 

Terrible for learning history

 

2/10



#192 FieryBirdyThing

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Posted 02 February 2022 - 12:04 PM

Super Mario RPG

 

It's not a proper RPG if the main characters aren't knights, wizards, elves, thieves, and whatever other fantasy stereotypes are available.

 

10/10

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0/10



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Posted 11 February 2022 - 09:58 AM

Portal

 

Falling long and far distances and then being promised cake: That isn't very good on the digestive system.

 

2/10



#194 FieryBirdyThing

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Posted 14 February 2022 - 12:01 PM

Mario & Yoshi

 

Peddles a great big lie about where babies come from!

 

0/10



#195 Rambly

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Posted 03 May 2022 - 04:52 AM

Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

 

The Japanese word Gaiden implies that this game is a side story, but the story is far more essential to the overarching plot of Barkley Shut up and Jam than the original game is. What is this, Kingdom Hearts!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?! Is that what game this is!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

 

二星/10




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