Friday the 13th - The Game (NES Version)
The black counselor moves slow.
5/13
(However, there are plenty of good reasons to give this game a low rating.)
Posted 07 July 2021 - 10:29 PM
Friday the 13th - The Game (NES Version)
The black counselor moves slow.
5/13
(However, there are plenty of good reasons to give this game a low rating.)
Posted 17 July 2021 - 06:43 AM
Banjo-Kazooie
Fuels paranoia by putting goggly eyes on pretty much everything.
2 goggly eyes out of 5
(I was going to make goggly eyes in this post to extend the joke, but all my attempts ended up looking like something else. You have been spared the goggly eyes.)
Posted 25 July 2021 - 01:23 PM
The Legend of Zelda
Because of capitalism, magic shields are not affordable to the heroes who don't wish to earn one. They literally can't even.
0 rupees out of 255
Posted 16 August 2021 - 03:19 PM
Super Monkey Ball
I dunno, that name sounds pretty dirty. I bet this is a bestiality game.
8/10
Posted 19 September 2021 - 08:31 AM
Super Mario Maker
Nintendo got lazy and just said 'here, you want a new Mario game so badly, you make it!'
3/10 (of my uploaded levels actually stayed up for more than a week)
Posted 19 September 2021 - 11:35 AM
Dragon Quest XI
I'm a little burnt out from RPGs right now
3/11
Posted 19 September 2021 - 03:53 PM
Donkey Kong
Women are supposed to shatter the glass ceiling themselves, not be carried by a giant ape up a ladder to do it for them!
0/3
Posted 29 September 2021 - 02:40 PM
Maneater
At no point does the shark get a frickin' laser beam on its head! And I thought every creature deserved a warm meal.
0 cooked meals out of 5
Posted 28 December 2021 - 09:07 AM
Steins;Gate
Gameplay suck, all I do is read and listen.
130/205
Posted 04 January 2022 - 12:01 PM
Star Fox 64
Memes have ruined it.
I'd give it 1 barrel roll out of 5, but a wolf won't let me do that.
Posted 05 January 2022 - 11:48 AM
Age of Empires
Terrible for learning history
2/10
Posted 02 February 2022 - 12:04 PM
Super Mario RPG
It's not a proper RPG if the main characters aren't knights, wizards, elves, thieves, and whatever other fantasy stereotypes are available.
10/10
FieryBirdyThing used bad review.
0/10
Posted 11 February 2022 - 09:58 AM
Portal
Falling long and far distances and then being promised cake: That isn't very good on the digestive system.
2/10
Posted 14 February 2022 - 12:01 PM
Mario & Yoshi
Peddles a great big lie about where babies come from!
0/10
Posted 03 May 2022 - 04:52 AM
Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
The Japanese word Gaiden implies that this game is a side story, but the story is far more essential to the overarching plot of Barkley Shut up and Jam than the original game is. What is this, Kingdom Hearts!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?! Is that what game this is!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
二星/10
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