I am the terror the flaps in the night! I am the surprise in your cereal box! I am Darkwing Duck! I'm here to get dangerous.
What if Zelda was a girl?
Posted 10 May 2017 - 11:14 PM
I am the terror the flaps in the night! I am the surprise in your cereal box! I am Darkwing Duck! I'm here to get dangerous.
What if Zelda was a girl?
Posted 25 May 2017 - 10:02 AM
She'd surely have an adventure on CD-i.
What if Link really has to rupee?
Posted 20 June 2017 - 11:38 AM
Posted 25 September 2017 - 08:25 PM
This isn't Soviet Russia. Life doesn't treat you. You treat life.
Why do we have ten fingers and toes?
Posted 25 September 2017 - 08:33 PM
Because we can't count how many toes there are.
Why isn't Mario's metal cap theme music metal?
Posted 25 September 2017 - 08:37 PM
Because then players of Mario games would be considered Devil worshippers.
How is Link strong enough to wield Biggoron's Sword?
Posted 26 September 2017 - 07:06 PM
'Cos he got an item from the Gorons that makes him stronger. The Goron Boots.
Why does evil exist?
Posted 27 September 2017 - 11:50 AM
'Cause we're free to live backwards.
Why isn't gold yellow?
Posted 27 September 2017 - 04:00 PM
Because gold is not a rock.
Why can't people agree on what toppings to put on a pizza?
Posted 28 September 2017 - 02:19 AM
Because clearly Hawaiian, but with a non-sliced onion is the best choice. And NO-ONE ELSE UNDERSTANDS!
Are you ready to receive the shipment?
Posted 29 September 2017 - 07:42 PM
I don't like who you shipped me with.
What is the tensile strength of a ten year old spaghetti noodle?
Posted 09 January 2018 - 12:07 PM
At least something.
What is the number that comes before infinity?
Posted 09 January 2018 - 01:51 PM
All of them.
How many bakers in a baker's dozen?
Posted 14 January 2018 - 05:22 AM
0.
What color is the sky?
Posted 14 January 2018 - 10:28 AM
Whatever you want, Timmy. Whatever you want.
So, how much of your chocolate am I allowed to take?
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