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[FieryBirdyThing]

I don't know. I haven't answered it, yet, and I don't have x-ray vision.

 

It looks like you're writing a letter. Do you need any help?

[Nathaniel]

That depends.  If I have writer's block, I need some ideas.  If I have writer's cramp, I need to learn how to put an idea to a close.

 

A man walks into a bar.  What should I expect?

[FieryBirdyThing]

An unconscious man.

 

What does this big red button marked 'Do not press. Please. Don't even think about it' do?

[Mitsukara]

It makes you not think about pushing it, thereby causing a loop in which you push it continuously because you don't remember pushing it.
 

Do patras make good pets?

[Nathaniel]

Only if they operate the Merry-Go-Round.

 

What's the best opinion to have?

[FieryBirdyThing]

Mine.

 

Why haven't we been visited/invaded by aliens yet?

[Nathaniel]

We have been.  We just don't know it.  They have a prime directive.

 

Why is the pen mightier than the sword?

[klop422]

Because swords don't have ink in them.

 

What do you want?

[FieryBirdyThing]

Money.

 

When do you want it?

[klop422]

Before I die.

 

Where do you want it?

[FieryBirdyThing]

Just over there, thank you.

 

Where did unicorns come from?

[Nathaniel]

Socialists

 

Where did uniforms come from?

[FieryBirdyThing]

Someone had limited resources when designing clothes, so they all looked the same.

 

Hello. Is it me you're looking for?

[Nathaniel]

Yes, along with anybody else who participates in this thread.

 

What principles must you follow when creating modern art?

[FieryBirdyThing]

Put more effort into the 'message' than the 'art' itself.

 

What does the fox say?