..."Excuse me, who are you?"
The greatest cheese is...
Edited by Cukeman, 14 January 2018 - 07:11 PM.
Posted 14 January 2018 - 07:11 PM
..."Excuse me, who are you?"
The greatest cheese is...
Edited by Cukeman, 14 January 2018 - 07:11 PM.
Posted 16 January 2018 - 10:45 AM
...very gouda.
I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were...
Posted 29 January 2018 - 01:55 PM
...cheating on me.
If you are injured from a car accident, call...
Posted 30 January 2018 - 06:30 AM
...nobody. They'll call you. Every freaking day.
I believe the word for that is...
Posted 30 January 2018 - 07:28 PM
...necrophilia.
There once was a man from Ohio...
Posted 31 January 2018 - 10:48 AM
...who couldn't find nothing to buy-o...
Posted 01 February 2018 - 10:15 PM
...so he ran away to Nantucket.
When I grow up, ...
Posted 02 February 2018 - 04:22 AM
... I'm going to invent the bread beard.
How many bananas in 7 bunches?
Posted 02 February 2018 - 07:38 AM
None. If they're good brunches.
Bad brunches are completely made up from...
Posted 21 December 2018 - 03:29 PM
corporate board meetings.
I'm gonna put on an iron shirt, and chase...
Posted 22 December 2018 - 02:35 PM
...shirt irons.
The tenth afternoon there was...
Posted 27 December 2018 - 12:59 PM
a bomb.
Where in the world is...
Posted 27 December 2018 - 02:29 PM
...Carmen, the Opera?
If you add one teaspoon of sugar, and one tablespoon of salt, you will then have...
Posted 04 January 2019 - 12:09 PM
...time wasted in Margaritaville.
If you like piƱa coladas...
Posted 04 January 2019 - 04:45 PM
...then perhaps you should drink one.
Well done, my apprentice. You have mastered the art of...
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