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#16 klop422

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Posted 06 May 2020 - 09:24 AM

Granted, but the 'whole economy' now consists of two guys bartering bread and water back and forth.

 

I wish for all of art to be good from now on.



#17 Nathaniel

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Posted 29 December 2020 - 08:27 PM

Granted, but you find that your good art is somebody else's bad art.

 

I wish for Salmon at half price.



#18 klop422

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Posted 04 January 2021 - 02:11 PM

Granted, but the difference has to be made up... in other ways ;-)

 

Like you have to supply a fishing net or something, idk.

 

 

I wish Brexit were reversed and everyone was happy with it.



#19 Nathaniel

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Posted 06 January 2021 - 11:17 PM

Granted, but you must answer to your German and French overlords.

 

I wish for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.



#20 klop422

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Posted 09 January 2021 - 02:29 PM

You're stuck constantly pursuing happiness but unable to achieve it.

 

I wish that I could have a hotdog



#21 Nathaniel

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Posted 09 January 2021 - 06:50 PM

Granted, but it's vintage.

 

I wish we could all just get along.



#22 klop422

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Posted 10 January 2021 - 12:24 PM

Granted, but it's in a fascist dictatorship controlled by machines.

 

I wish the next Pokémon games had as much effort put in them as at the peak of the series



#23 Nathaniel

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Posted 23 January 2021 - 11:55 AM

Granted, but the new changes are unrecognizable.

 

I wish new music had more melody to it.



#24 bigjoe

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Posted 24 January 2021 - 09:21 AM

Granted, but d5i201v-3b1c590f-b2d8-444b-8d6b-d3dca68bsuddenly disappears from the universe, ruining the temporal realm forever.

 

I wish the night life were more exciting.



#25 klop422

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Posted 24 January 2021 - 11:18 AM

Granted, but now daytime becomes extremely boring.

 

I wish you bluebirds in the spring



#26 Nathaniel

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Posted 30 January 2021 - 12:19 AM

Granted, but you won't hear any singing.  Instead you get a plethora of public transportation.

 

I wish I could shapeshift.



#27 klop422

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Posted 30 January 2021 - 07:32 AM

Granted, but only into embarrassing inanimate objects.

 

I wish I could go home



#28 Nathaniel

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Posted 30 January 2021 - 04:07 PM

Granted, but as the new head of the household, you are now responsible for everybody else who lives there.

 

I wish they all could be California girls.



#29 klop422

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Posted 31 January 2021 - 03:23 PM

Granted, except now literally everyone but you is a girl from California. Uh, good luck?

 

I wish for Universal Basic Income



#30 Nathaniel

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Posted 31 January 2021 - 04:37 PM

Granted, but now every time you wait for that money to come in, you have to hear Sting sing in your head, like in that Dire Straits Song:  "I want my... I want my... I want my UBI."

 

I wish for guaranteed employment until the day I decide to retire.




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