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[Nathaniel]

He does not speak.  Instead he runs down the hall, enters the office from the left side, and kills you.

 

Where is Freddy?

[FieryBirdyThing]

Hiding under the bed. Again.

 

Why can't these serial killers find less predictable places to hide?

[klop422]

Because if they don't, they'll never get caught

 

Given their self-destructive tendenies (e.g. finding predictable hiding spots, lashing out at people, repeating the same method of killing to establish a pattern), are serial killers really out to kill themselves? Are they really just hurt people who deserve a hug and a sandwich?

[FieryBirdyThing]

Probably, but you may not survive the hug, and it's best not to ask exactly what's in their sandwiches.

 

Do you know who I am?

[Nathaniel]

Yes.  You are EarthyFurryPerson.

 

Are the House of Lords in any way useful?

[FieryBirdyThing]

It's a good way of identifying berks.

 

How can your nose run when it doesn't have any legs?

[Nathaniel]

It's on a sled hill.

 

How long does it take to achieve terminal velocity?

[FieryBirdyThing]

I don't know. Let's throw you out of this plane so you can find out for yourself.

 

For whom does the bell toll?

[klop422]

For Toad, I think.

 

Who let the cats out?

[FieryBirdyThing]

The same people who let the dogs out.

 

Why does it always rain on me?

[klop422]

Because you forgot your umbrella

 

What's your favourite colour?

Edited by klop422, 30 December 2021 - 01:13 PM.

[FieryBirdyThing]

Sky blue neon eggshell vomit mustard.

 

What would happen if someone were to ask a sensible question in this thread, instead of a stupid one?

[Nathaniel]

You wouldn't get a stupid answer. (which is a stupid answer to this question)

 

What would happen if someone were to ask a yes/no question in this thread?

[FieryBirdyThing]

Yes. No. Maybe.

 

Who ate all my cookies?

[klop422]

The cookie brute

 

Who's the best Muppet?