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#16 Beefster

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Posted 22 April 2015 - 09:29 PM

Bought hammer and nails,

A pallet of two by fours.

Building a treehouse!

 

Next Haiku: an awesome excuse for being late.



#17 ShadowTiger

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 04:32 PM

Holy crap I'm late!
My rooster wore sunglasses.
Never saw sunrise. :(


Next haiku: Being unable to tell someone's sex by their appearance. Pat from Saturday Night Live, really.
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#18 Magi_Hero

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Posted 24 April 2015 - 09:42 AM

An apple is sweet.
Adam's apple is not neat.
Big enormous feet.

O.o

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#19 Beefster

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Posted 24 April 2015 - 12:32 PM

At the start of school,

Platform Nine and Three Quarters

Is the place I go.

 

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#20 ShadowTiger

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Posted 24 April 2015 - 05:28 PM

I pick some things up,
Then I put them down elsewhere.
I HAVE A FLOOR NOW! :bounce:


Next haiku: Your favorite dessert!
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#21 Beefster

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Posted 26 April 2015 - 11:23 AM

I really like pie.

Apple, strawberry, pumpkin.

I eat ALL the pies!

 

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#22 ShadowTiger

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Posted 26 April 2015 - 02:59 PM

Hello, Sherlock Holmes.
You solve all the mysteries.
What died on your breath?


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#23 Demonlink

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Posted 26 April 2015 - 08:36 PM

"I'm not fat! That's that.

My name is Eric Cartman.

Kyle's Mom is a ..."

 

Next haiku: The Wonders of Brownies :3



#24 ShadowTiger

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Posted 27 April 2015 - 05:22 PM

Ate my friend's brownies.
I'm getting really dizzy.
... and I don't know why .....
 

 

Next haiku:  Fun on a construction site. 



#25 Beefster

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Posted 28 April 2015 - 12:37 AM

Construction is fun.

Dropped my hammer from the top

And hoped no one died.

 

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#26 Magi_Hero

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Posted 28 April 2015 - 12:35 PM

Play the saxophone.
Everyone's in a good mood.
It's time to make love.

Yeah...

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#27 ShadowTiger

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Posted 28 April 2015 - 04:56 PM

Here's to John Zoidberg:
"You are not really a crab.
But none of us care."

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#28 Beefster

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Posted 29 April 2015 - 09:08 AM

Here at the foundry,

We wear boots to protect us;

One guy lost his foot.

 

For the next Haiku:

Reasons we can't have nice things

Please don't copy this

 

(I'm so meta!)


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#29 ShadowTiger

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Posted 29 April 2015 - 04:48 PM

It's a classy quote.
Seems I can't have this or that.
So, thanks Obama.


Next haiku: Failing at the audition for America's Got Talent. (Doesn't have to be singing or anything.)


(I love the haiku in your signature, Beefster. :P I laughed out loud.)
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#30 Alestance

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Posted 29 April 2015 - 06:46 PM

Louie cannot sing.
He sounds like Gilbert Gottfried
played in G Major.

 

For your next Haiku,

try to describe a fishing
trip that has gone wrong.




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