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#1 Nathaniel

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 10:57 PM

Combine any two ZC quests that would make very little sense being hybridized.

 

We shall begin:

 

Ballad of a Bloodline + In the Lost Kingdom of the Banana Blood God = Ballad of a Banana Blood God


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#2 P-Tux7

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 10:58 PM

Ballad of a Bloodline + Randomizer



#3 Anthus

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 10:59 PM

Zelda's Butt

+ Depressive Doughnuts

= Zelda's Depressive Doughnut-Butt


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Posted 15 August 2018 - 11:04 PM

Spikes of Doom + Isle of Rebirth =

Spikes of Rebirth


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#5 Nathaniel

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 11:07 PM

Lost Isle + Isle of the Winds = Gone With the Winds


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#6 Cukeman

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Posted 16 August 2018 - 07:52 AM

Dawn of a Chocolate Shadow


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Posted 16 August 2018 - 09:33 AM

I Hate Mayonnaise + Legend of Amy Rose = I Hate Amy Rose

 

(Eddy approves this joke.)


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#8 Mitsukara

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Posted 21 August 2018 - 10:38 PM

Umbral Cloud + Light of the Heavens =

 

Light of the Umbra

 

or maybe

 

Umbral Light of the Heavenly Clouds


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#9 Orithan

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Posted 21 August 2018 - 10:57 PM

Mario Quest + Mario's Insane Rampage

An edgy quest featuring glitch blood, gore and offensive content that makes you glad it's unplayable



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Posted 23 August 2018 - 09:03 PM

Savior of Souls + Brock Lesnar.qst =

 

Savior of Lesners.qst

 

A story-driven quest about saving seven illusionary maidens Brock Lesners from 2.10 bosses and Morticon by using only one heavily scripted item at a time. Six of the Lesners wear pendents, but only the real one possesses the sacred pendant. He combines with Morticon to become a completely-scripted-in-ghost perfect imitation of an ordinary fire gleeok that you're forced to tank. In the twist ending, it turns out that all humans ARE fail from a madman, but the madman turns out to be Moosh, so it's not really a surprise ending.

 

 

Mario Quest + Mario's Insane Rampage

Since you didn't combine the titles, can I assume this would be Mario's Insane Mario Quest?


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#11 Nathaniel

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Posted 25 August 2018 - 03:16 PM

The Hero of Dreams + Dreams of Yesterday = The Hero of Yesterday


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#12 Mitsukara

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Posted 26 August 2018 - 07:12 PM

Personally, I prefer the spinoff reboot sequel, "The Dreams of Dreams".

 

Link's Quest for the Hookshot 2: Quest + Link's Quest for Christmas =

 

Link's Quest for Quest 25th: Quest for the Christmasshot: Quest 2

The christmas shot is shaped like a christmas tree but the top shoots off and extends by a candycane (not to be confused with the Candycane of Somaria) and it can be used to lift and shake present-blocks. But Link can only get it after playing the quest for 25 days.


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#13 Orithan

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Posted 28 August 2018 - 05:39 AM

Legend of Pokemon Warrior + Yuurei = Legend of Pocket Monster Yuurei Warrior

Okay now the labyrinth is crawling with Dragon Quest monsters, playable pokemon and buttloads of busted items and weapons. Complete with random items on literally every screen.


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Posted 30 August 2018 - 05:56 PM

Zelda's Butt
+ Depressive Doughnuts
= Zelda's Depressive Doughnut-Butt

it's donuts.  no "ugh"

 

link's erection + zelda's butt =

 

 

 

actually never mind.  i think i'd get a warning point if i finished that one

 

(alt joke: link's erection + jimmy beat world)


Edited by Rambly, 30 August 2018 - 06:00 PM.

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#15 Anthus

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Posted 31 August 2018 - 12:15 AM

(alt joke: link's erection + jimmy beat world)

 

Link Beats his... World? 


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