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#1 Deedee

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 02:59 PM

Nintendo might be looking at us more closely, what with Nintendo Labo being threatened by the existence of the free alternative that is ZC. This means we could get a C&D from them at any given point. However, that's not the most pressing concern. In reality, the real threat to our beloved PureZC... is none other than The_Satellite. Indeed, the top admin of the site, in all his treacherous glory, is our biggest threat to our existence. 

"Wait, what the hell!?", you might be asking yourself. "The_Satellite is a cool guy, eh shoots aliens and doesn't afraid of anything!", you might be trying to defend him with. But I am here today to bring you The Truth. You see, The_Satellite may have presented himself as a nice guy, but in reality, he is easily the most power-abusing staff on the site

I bring you exhibit A, B, and C: The_Satellite's time travelling powers, and the biggest evidence of his power abuse. I wish you to take a look at this thread. Seems innocent enough, until you look down and see this: "EDIT by The Satellite: ur screenshots suck". Instant evidence of his power abuse, but we're not done yet. After this was brought to his attention on the official discord, The_Satellite immediately responded with this: 

 

 

The Satellite-Today at 3:03 AM
where's this at, brb firing self

Not only is it nigh-impossible for him to have written such an elaborate message immediately after it's brought to his attention, but look at the contents: "brb firing self". Given that he's referring to a past version of himself, and his instant message writing, I propose to you that The_Satellite has the power to transcend time, and is using that power for evil.

Not only that, but look at his name: The_Satellite. Is it an innocent nickname... or hiding something more sinister? What other satellites do we know of? The Death Star. Supporting this is The_Satellites constant fanboying of Stars Wars. Why would he do this, if he wasn't rooting for the Death Star? Why does he hate the prequels? Because they don't have the Death Star in them. Now, what is the Death Star most notable for?  It's laser, a Weapon of Mass Destruction (or WMD). Now, evidence of such a laser being possible is insufficient, but what if I told you that _other WMD's exist_? Indeed, the Nuclear Bomb, or Nuke. From this evidence, I have brought you proof that The_Satellite is in possession of Nuclear Weapons.

What The What The What The What The What The What The What The What The What The What The What The What The What The What The What The 
FUCK

This leads me to my main proposition: that The_Satellite is secretly plotting together with ISIS to bomb the servers that host the PureZC website in both the past, present, and future, in order to prevent The Truth™ from getting out. With this overwhelming evidence, I ask all of you to VOTE for the removal of The_Satellite, as he is plotting with time travelling terrorists to shut down PureZC. Thank you.

#DownWithTheSatellite


Edited by Dimentio, 21 January 2018 - 02:59 PM.

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#2 Espilan

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 03:15 PM

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#3 Anthus

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 03:21 PM

I went ahead and e-mailed this to Nintendo.


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#4 Evan20000

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 05:22 PM

I went ahead and tweeted this to Sony. We found their spy.


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#5 Deedee

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 05:27 PM

Please understand.


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#6 Matthew

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 05:50 PM

Yes. Nintendo told me taht we cnnot use their char.


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#7 Architect Abdiel

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 06:23 PM

I went ahead and had this email Nintendo to Sony.
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#8 thepsynergist

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 06:51 PM

Nintendo already knows.


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#9 Shoelace

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 07:03 PM

This thread confuses me only because it isn't April 1st.  So... why the heck is this in ZC Discussion? </confusedYoungSoul>


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#10 Twilight Knight

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 07:28 PM

I'm just excited to see marquee text


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#11 Haylee

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 08:32 PM

Ah, yes. And now: a classic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

killjoy i do


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#12 Rambly

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Posted 21 January 2018 - 09:46 PM

With this overwhelming evidence, I ask all of you to VOTE for the removal of The_Satellite, as he is plotting with time travelling terrorists to shut down PureZC. Thank you.

Where do I vote

I vote end fascism
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#13 Shane

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Posted 22 January 2018 - 02:58 AM

Damn, you have me convinced. I quit Zelda Classic, it's been a fun ride while it lasted. But this arbitrary thread convinced me that I need to stop.

 

But before I vote, I must ask one important thing... do you have the bible to back up these claims?


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#14 Deedee

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Posted 22 January 2018 - 03:12 AM

"Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves."
- Matthew 7:15


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#15 Dark Ice Dragon

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Posted 23 January 2018 - 04:19 PM

in that thread the word "bottom" was written in 13 post!

is a sign, is a sign !


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