Make a Haiku!
#121
Posted 18 January 2016 - 05:19 PM
There's a lobster on the moon.
I think he's hungry.
Next haiku: chicken fingers
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#122
Posted 18 January 2016 - 08:34 PM
I feel shame to discuss this.
Not once did they fing.
Next haiku: Closet doors.
#123
Posted 19 January 2016 - 02:39 PM
He was stuck in a closet.
The doors are evil.
Next Haiku: The Doors
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#124
Posted 19 January 2016 - 03:26 PM
I open a door.
Music comes out sometimes, so
I open them all.
Next haiku: A seagull steals your hot dog while you're eating it.
#125
Posted 19 January 2016 - 04:44 PM
Gull, I say frankly:
That's MY Ballpark that you stole!
*Leaves the stadium*
Next: Solid Snake and a cardboard box
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#126
Posted 20 January 2016 - 12:50 PM
Sometimes I'm rather smashing.
Plug pad in port two.
Next haiku: Amazon.com
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#127
Posted 20 January 2016 - 01:29 PM
I live by the sea.
Bought something from Amazon.
Arrived by seagull.
Next haiku: Biting into an ice cream cake, and it's not what you thought it would be.
#128
Posted 31 January 2016 - 09:22 AM
Bit into a cake
It is a real ice cream cake
But, eugh, what is this?
Next haiku: Destroying the thing you hate most
#129
Posted 14 February 2017 - 10:16 PM
You are the worst thing
The very very worst thing
To happen to me!
Next:haiku: Advice to a traveller abroad
#130
Posted 16 February 2017 - 01:43 PM
Eat peanuts at the pool bar.
The wall bars you now.
Next Haiku: Shovin' Buddies
#131
Posted 01 April 2017 - 10:08 AM
Said I to the jerk
Who insulted my girlfriend
Go take a haiku
#132
Posted 08 May 2020 - 04:02 PM
I guess that I should
revive this three-year-old thread
for nothing but laughs
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#133
Posted 11 May 2020 - 11:34 PM
You may very well
So I respectfully post
Another Haiku
#134
Posted 12 May 2020 - 06:56 AM
Superposition
is where you place two objects
over each other
Edited by klop422, 12 May 2020 - 06:56 AM.
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#135
Posted 13 May 2020 - 02:42 PM
So this guy comes in
With a laptop covered in
jelly. It happens.
My cat licks my mouth
whenever he gets the chance..
I keep food in it.
... ...
I should really add
that I meant my mouth and not
my cat. Silly me.
That Lannister Dwarf
can talk his way out of a
paper bag. ... ... He's that small?
My hobbies include
watching paint dry after I
applied that wet paint.
Terraria soon!
Forget building stuff, yo..
LET'S ALL GO GOLFING!
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