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[Yloh]

I am the terror the flaps in the night! I am the surprise in your cereal box! I am Darkwing Duck! I'm here to get dangerous.

 

What if Zelda was a girl?

[Cukeman]

She'd surely have an adventure on CD-i.

 

What if Link really has to rupee?

[klop422]

He'll have to find a pot he hasn't smashed.

So, how's life been treating Ya?

[Nathaniel]

This isn't Soviet Russia.  Life doesn't treat you.  You treat life.

 

Why do we have ten fingers and toes?

[Cukeman]

Because we can't count how many toes there are.

 

Why isn't Mario's metal cap theme music metal?

[Nathaniel]

Because then players of Mario games would be considered Devil worshippers.

 

How is Link strong enough to wield Biggoron's Sword?

[klop422]

'Cos he got an item from the Gorons that makes him stronger. The Goron Boots.

 

Why does evil exist?

[Cukeman]

'Cause we're free to live backwards.

 

Why isn't gold yellow?

[Yloh]

Because gold is not a rock.

 

Why can't people agree on what toppings to put on a pizza?

[klop422]

Because clearly Hawaiian, but with a non-sliced onion is the best choice. And NO-ONE ELSE UNDERSTANDS!

 

Are you ready to receive the shipment?

[Cukeman]

I don't like who you shipped me with.

 

What is the tensile strength of a ten year old spaghetti noodle?

[Smiles the Death Bringer]

At least something.

 

What is the number that comes before infinity?

[Cukeman]

All of them.

 

How many bakers in a baker's dozen?

[Emily]

0.

 

What color is the sky?

[klop422]

Whatever you want, Timmy. Whatever you want.

 

So, how much of your chocolate am I allowed to take?