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#166 Nathaniel

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Posted 01 February 2021 - 10:12 PM

It doesn't talk, unfortunately.

 

I roll a cheese shoppe.



#167 klop422

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Posted 02 February 2021 - 12:17 PM

Sorry, we don't have a cheese shop right now.

 

I roll pointéd stick



#168 Nathaniel

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Posted 23 February 2021 - 10:45 PM

You put in in the fire to make a flaming pointed stick, but it burned your hand before you had a chance to use it as a weapon.

 

I roll a killer rabbit.



#169 klop422

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Posted 24 February 2021 - 06:34 PM

You die, not having rolled a holy hand grenade earlier. Tough luck!

 

I roll a Resurrection



#170 Nathaniel

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Posted 27 February 2021 - 12:30 AM

You come back to life, only to have to face the killer rabbit again.

 

I roll a Larch.



#171 klop422

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Posted 27 February 2021 - 12:10 PM

You can recognise it from quite a long way away.

 

I roll a dirty fork



#172 Nathaniel

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Posted 27 February 2021 - 11:45 PM

The waiter excessively apologizes, catching the attention of the host, who gets angry, and then the manager, who also apologizes and dwells further, and then the chef, who is angry about the manager's sorrow, leading to the manager's suicide, along with further chaos.  With all of that going on, we forget about the dirty knife.

 

I roll a crunchy frog.



#173 klop422

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Posted 02 March 2021 - 04:36 PM

Two stainless steel rods spring out and destroy your cheeks. The salesperson gave you the wrong praline.

 

I roll a glass of oat milk



#174 Nathaniel

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Posted 03 March 2021 - 12:03 AM

The oat milk is tainted, resulting in silly walks.

 

I roll a Dennis Moore.



#175 klop422

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Posted 04 March 2021 - 10:08 AM

You steal from the poor and give to the rich.

 

I roll an hoop



#176 Nathaniel

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Posted 16 March 2021 - 09:35 PM

You obtain the hoop in exchange for your lupins.

 

I roll a shrubbery.



#177 Twilight Hero

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Posted 17 March 2021 - 08:07 PM

You are camouflaged in the trees.

 

I roll a Cucco Revenge Squad.



#178 klop422

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Posted 22 March 2021 - 11:10 AM

You will reach your demise in the next hour.

 

I roll the video tape from The Ring



#179 Nathaniel

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Posted 29 July 2022 - 09:13 AM

You get a portion of the ending credits.

 

I roll a Rocky Balboa.



#180 klop422

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Posted 26 September 2022 - 12:33 PM

The rest of the game plays out as a training montage.

 

I roll a pair of roller blades.




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