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#61 klop422

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Posted 16 August 2021 - 03:09 PM

Granted, but it's only for a moment before you lose two thirds of it because your heart is unbalanced.

 

I wish all the mafias and narcos worldwide would vanish.



#62 Nathaniel

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Posted 23 August 2021 - 01:20 PM

Granted, but that makes you what they were.

 

I wish to make a deposit.



#63 klop422

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Posted 19 September 2021 - 11:17 AM

Granted, but the toilet won't flush.

 

I wish people used more slightly-disgusting euphemisms for toilet-related humour



#64 Nathaniel

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Posted 19 September 2021 - 03:48 PM

Granted, but you must experience it literally.

 

I wish upon a star.



#65 klop422

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Posted 28 December 2021 - 09:04 AM

Granted, but you have to be standing on the surface of the star to do it.

 

I wish to learn the True Meaning of Christmas



#66 Nathaniel

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Posted 29 January 2022 - 11:22 PM

Granted, but you learn it from George Michael.

 

I wish to be woken up before you go.



#67 klop422

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Posted 26 September 2022 - 12:32 PM

Granted, but I'm staying forever, so you'll never wake up.

 

I wish somebody had told me that the world was going to roll me.



#68 Nathaniel

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Posted 01 October 2022 - 03:44 PM

Granted, but you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, so it is bound to happen anyway.

 

I wish I was an all-star.



#69 klop422

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Posted 03 October 2022 - 11:16 AM

Granted, but you're now a character in Sega All-Stars Racing

 

I wish I could fly



#70 Nathaniel

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Posted 07 October 2022 - 10:13 AM

Granted, but only when you're featured in an R. Kelly song.

 

I wish that a star would fall from the sky.



#71 klop422

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Posted 08 October 2022 - 05:40 PM

Granted, but it also involves the Earth falling into the Sun

 

I wish jousting would be brought back



#72 Nathaniel

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Posted 17 October 2022 - 09:02 PM

Granted, but sometimes you actually must participate and you might lose your life.

 

I wish bagpipes were at every sporting event.



#73 klop422

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Posted 23 October 2022 - 03:57 PM

Granted, but all sporting events now have to take place in Scotland. Good for the Scottish economy, not so much for sports fan anywhere else.

 

I wish we could stop electing far-right governments everywhere



#74 Nathaniel

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Posted 21 November 2022 - 03:03 PM

Granted, but the current left government will one day be considered the new far right.

 

I wish for hot cocoa with marshmallows.



#75 klop422

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Posted 24 November 2022 - 04:49 PM

Granted, but the marshmallows are post-op smores and your hot chocolate just tastes of carbon.

 

I wish for my time to be spent wisely




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